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| #2097 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #24 | Children's Meal of the Damned | 1 |
| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #455 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #1415 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #596 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 100 |
| #427 | Ent cider | 16 |
| #85 | Hell ramen | 100 |
| #4 | Hey Deze map | 1 |
| #858 | Imp Ale | 97 |
| #54 | Kentucky-fried meat staff | 1 |
| #73 | Kentucky-fried meat sword | 1 |
| #107 | Kentucky-style derby | 1 |
| #990 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #757 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 10 |
| #1007 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #996 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #1249 | Mad Train wine | 11 |
| #131 | Meat maid | 1 |
| #269 | Mountain Stream soda | 100 |
| #161 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #843 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #793 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #309 | Orcish meat locker | 1 |
| #780 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #8 | Spooky Temple map | 1 |
| #478 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 1 |
| #730 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 48 |
| #1189 | Valentine | 10 |
| #1105 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
| #261 | Yummy Tummy bean | 801 |
| #186 | abominable snowcone | 100 |
| #233 | acoustic guitarrr | 17 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #111 | balloon monkey | 15 |
| #458 | barbed-wire fence | 9 |
| #282 | beanbag chair | 1 |
| #11 | bitchin' meatcar | 6 |
| #208 | bottle of gin | 120 |
| #2100 | bottle of goofballs | 10 |
| #569 | bottle of rum | 68 |
| #525 | bottle of whiskey | 52 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #39 | bow staff | 2 |
| #38 | bowlegged pants | 2 |
| #43 | bowler | 2 |
| #1103 | boxed wine | 3 |
| #1103 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1110 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #1142 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #4786 | candy cane | 1 |
| #376 | chrome ore | 13 |
| #39 | continuum transfunctioner | 1 |
| #849 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #153 | detective skull | 1 |
| #398 | disco ball | 94 |
| #342 | disco mask | 107 |
| #282 | disease | 50 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #561 | drab sonata | 4 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #2364 | eggnog | 2 |
| #403 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #531 | fairy gravy boat | 1 |
| #468 | fat stacks of cash | 16 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #51 | fine wine | 636 |
| #210 | foolscap fool's cap | 16 |
| #462 | fortune cookie | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #1456 | furry fur | 1 |
| #427 | furry pants | 1 |
| #2476 | gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #1108 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #747 | gnatwing | 1 |
| #75 | goat | 30 |
| #378 | goat cheese | 49 |
| #180 | goat cheese pizza | 74 |
| #173 | guano coffee cup | 19 |
| #458 | guitar pick | 5 |
| #263 | heavy metal sonata | 2 |
| #322 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 2 |
| #226 | hemp string | 78 |
| #465 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 212 |
| #931 | ice-cold Willer | 19 |
| #172 | ice-cold fotie | 250 |
| #276 | ice-cold six-pack | 46 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #49 | imitation nice watch | 2 |
| #725 | ketchup hound | 2 |
| #32 | leprechaun hatchling | 19 |
| #869 | linoleum ore | 1 |
| #74 | meat golem | 1 |
| #790 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| 🥉 | pagoda plans | 1 |
| #708 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 13 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #162 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #441 | pixellated candy heart | 34 |
| #236 | pretty bouquet | 9 |
| #4 | rat whisker | 21 |
| #1130 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #850 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #143 | rusty metal key | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #1445 | shiny ring | 11 |
| #396 | sk8board | 2 |
| #244 | slingshot | 1 |
| #475 | snorkel | 1 |
| #802 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #660 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 3 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #13 | spooky sapling | 1 |
| #207 | spooky scarecrow | 1 |
| #310 | star buckler | 1 |
| #330 | star pants | 1 |
| #876 | stone of eXtreme power | 6 |
| #1484 | thin black candle | 3 |
| #639 | tiny house | 196 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8209 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8248 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4475 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8172 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8217 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8149 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8183 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8090 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4597 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8066 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8198 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4464 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4451 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8222 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8157 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8133 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #127 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1052 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #738 | valuable trinket | 93 |
| #895 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |
| #358 | white lightning | 28 |
| #509 | white picket fence | 5 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #424 | wussiness potion | 27 |