| #624 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 6 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #376 | CRIMBCO mug | 35 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #204 | CRIMBCO wine | 37 |
| #1222 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #785 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #176 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 31 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #521 | Instant Karma | 10 |
| #69 | Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #121 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 9 |
| #700 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #589 | Workytime Tea | 2 |
| #280 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 5 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #138 | bath ball gift set | 31 |
| #419 | bone chips | 32 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #615 | bottle of Blank-Out | 8 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #1082 | brine | 6 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1144 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #1945 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #379 | fossilized baboon skull | 1 |
| #207 | fossilized bat skull | 3 |
| #172 | fossilized demon skull | 3 |
| #351 | fossilized limb | 23 |
| #405 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #508 | fossilized spike | 6 |
| #328 | fossilized spine | 5 |
| #714 | fossilized torso | 1 |
| #630 | fossilized wing | 2 |
| #1282 | ghost cucumber | 14 |
| #1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #117 | slow jam collection | 31 |
| #101 | spice melange | 2 |
| #1100 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #660 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #313 | unearthed potsherd | 8 |
| #1179 | vinegar | 11 |
| #565 | volcanic ash | 1 |