| #624 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 6 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #376 | CRIMBCO mug | 35 |
| #1701 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #203 | CRIMBCO wine | 37 |
| #1223 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #786 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #753 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #176 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 31 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #532 | Instant Karma | 10 |
| #66 | Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #1599 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #121 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 9 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #584 | Workytime Tea | 2 |
| #281 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 5 |
| #930 | antique record album | 1 |
| #138 | bath ball gift set | 31 |
| #418 | bone chips | 32 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #615 | bottle of Blank-Out | 8 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #1081 | brine | 6 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1147 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #1479 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #1946 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #378 | fossilized baboon skull | 1 |
| #206 | fossilized bat skull | 3 |
| #172 | fossilized demon skull | 3 |
| #349 | fossilized limb | 23 |
| #404 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #507 | fossilized spike | 6 |
| #325 | fossilized spine | 5 |
| #711 | fossilized torso | 1 |
| #627 | fossilized wing | 2 |
| #1282 | ghost cucumber | 14 |
| #1703 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #117 | slow jam collection | 31 |
| #100 | spice melange | 2 |
| #1103 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #658 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #315 | unearthed potsherd | 8 |
| #1179 | vinegar | 11 |
| #565 | volcanic ash | 1 |