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| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #140 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 566 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #129 | Ent cider | 110 |
| #160 | Mad Train wine | 680 |
| #1332 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 7 |
| #93 | Mr. Accessory Jr. | 1 |
| #1790 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 13 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #478 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1625 | Valentine | 5 |
| #761 | Wand of Nagamar | 4 |
| #2119 | Yummy Tummy bean | 29 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #86 | bloody beer | 666 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1368 | blue striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #2996 | bottle of goofballs | 5 |
| #141 | bow staff | 1 |
| #149 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #133 | bowler | 1 |
| #5246 | box of sunshine | 6 |
| #519 | broken cellular phone | 3 |
| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #4135 | candy cane | 2 |
| #540 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 12 |
| #413 | chef's hat | 19 |
| #157 | daisy | 50 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #310 | empty blowgun | 7 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #2297 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #1922 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #33 | ghuol egg | 1,014 |
| #1454 | giant discarded plastic fork | 4 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #1332 | gingerbread bugbear | 13 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #184 | green balloon | 50 |
| #535 | green beer | 23 |
| #3142 | grue egg | 5 |
| #214 | handful of drink tickets | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #150 | hot wing | 666 |
| #204 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1,244 |
| #125 | ice-cold Willer | 694 |
| #153 | ice-cold fotie | 337 |
| #47 | ice-cold six-pack | 666 |
| #526 | iron pasta spoon | 10 |
| #709 | kneecapping stick | 14 |
| #1486 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #930 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1286 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #214 | lemon | 318 |
| #779 | loaded serum blowgun | 5 |
| #1136 | mafia aria | 10 |
| #1293 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1188 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1233 | mauve striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #168 | mugcake | 50 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #144 | olive | 154 |
| #381 | orange | 39 |
| #559 | oyster basket | 7 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #962 | penguin skin | 8 |
| #1207 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #162 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #968 | pixellated candy heart | 9 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #211 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #195 | potted cactus | 50 |
| #1592 | pretty flower | 4 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #193 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 17 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1082 | red paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #310 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #196 | salty dog | 150 |
| #723 | scroll of pasta summoning | 11 |
| #241 | seal tooth | 79 |
| #236 | seal-clubbing club | 223 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1862 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #128 | stone of eXtreme power | 94 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #243 | stuffed can of asparagus | 50 |
| #167 | stuffed dodecapede | 50 |
| #317 | support cummerbund | 23 |
| #369 | tassel | 3 |
| #234 | ten-leaf clover | 107 |
| #1989 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 9 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1794 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #1664 | tiny plastic angry goat | 11 |
| #1512 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 12 |
| #2873 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 6 |
| #2574 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #1510 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 12 |
| #1636 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 11 |
| #1387 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 13 |
| #610 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 8 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 12 |
| #1405 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 13 |
| #876 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 20 |
| #1040 | tiny plastic grue | 17 |
| #1833 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 6 |
| #1964 | tiny plastic killer bee | 9 |
| #1003 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 18 |
| #1304 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 14 |
| #1302 | tiny plastic mosquito | 14 |
| #681 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 7 |
| #1267 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 14 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic sauceror | 4 |
| #1767 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #2877 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 6 |
| #2017 | tiny plastic stab bat | 9 |
| #2236 | tiny plastic star starfish | 8 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #720 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 7 |
| #2151 | toast | 76 |
| #1903 | tofurkey gravy | 3 |
| #1885 | tofurkey leg | 3 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #384 | turtle totem | 103 |
| #178 | urinal cake | 50 |
| #235 | white balloon | 50 |
| #148 | white lightning | 117 |
| #802 | white picket fence | 1 |
| #191 | wooden figurine | 1 |
| #696 | worthless knick-knack | 4 |
| #375 | worthless trinket | 9 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1061 | yellow striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1083 | yeti fur | 21 |
| #277 | zombie pineal gland | 16 |