| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #246 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #278 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #254 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #129 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 2 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Aggressive Carrot | 16,451 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #76 | Bag o' Tricks | 1 |
| #10 | Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy | 7 |
| #18 | Blatantly Canadian | 2,000 |
| #26 | Buddy Bjorn | 1 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #480 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #244 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 3 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #251 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 3 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #23 | Carol of the Bulls | 8 |
| #23 | Carol of the Hells | 8 |
| #25 | Carol of the Thrills | 8 |
| #6 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 6 |
| #6 | Chester's bag of candy | 10 |
| #4 | Chester's cutoffs | 12 |
| #4 | Chester's moustache | 16 |
| 🥈 | Chester's muscle shirt | 15 |
| 🥉 | Chester's sunglasses | 11 |
| #51 | ChibiBuddy™ (off) | 1 |
| #21 | Crimbolex watch | 7 |
| #51 | Crown of Thrones | 1 |
| #17 | Drapes-You-Regally | 1 |
| #23 | Drunkula's cape | 1 |
| #7 | Drunkula's ring of haze | 1 |
| #28 | Drunkula's silky pants | 1 |
| #8 | Drunkula's wineglass | 1 |
| #28 | Duke Vampire's regal cloak | 1 |
| #17 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #11 | Freddy Kruegerand | 2,426 |
| #7 | Frosty's arm | 6 |
| #6 | Frosty's carrot | 14 |
| #4 | Frosty's nailbat | 15 |
| #5 | Frosty's old silk hat | 13 |
| #5 | Frosty's snowball sack | 11 |
| #16 | God Lobster Egg | 2 |
| #5 | Great Wolf's beastly trousers | 2 |
| #30 | Great Wolf's headband | 1 |
| #29 | Great Wolf's left paw | 1 |
| #24 | Great Wolf's right paw | 1 |
| #5 | Great Wolf's rocket launcher | 1 |
| #52 | Greatest American Pants | 1 |
| #7 | HOA zombie eyes | 1 |
| #9 | Hodgman's almanac | 5 |
| #6 | Hodgman's bow tie | 10 |
| #22 | Hodgman's cane | 2 |
| #8 | Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat | 1 |
| #8 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 4 |
| #24 | Hodgman's harmonica | 2 |
| #6 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 9 |
| #26 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 2 |
| #9 | Hodgman's metal detector | 4 |
| #8 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 8 |
| #8 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 4 |
| #24 | Hodgman's whackin' stick | 1 |
| #121 | Holiday Fun! | 1 |
| #23 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #34 | January's Garbage Tote (unopened) | 1 |
| #112 | Libram of Love Songs | 1 |
| #29 | Mayor Ghost's cloak | 1 |
| #14 | Mayor Ghost's gavel | 1 |
| #23 | Mayor Ghost's khakis | 1 |
| #4 | Mayor Ghost's scissors | 1 |
| #28 | Mayor Ghost's toupee | 1 |
| #16 | Mr. Accessory | 12 |
| #17 | Ms. Accessory | 2 |
| #7 | Mysterious Green Box | 640 |
| #12 | Neverending Party invitation envelope | 4 |
| #5 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 12 |
| #6 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 7 |
| #10 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 5 |
| 🥉 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 19 |
| #7 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 10 |
| #5 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 11 |
| #4 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 14 |
| #4 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 11 |
| #6 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 8 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #6 | Oscus's pelt | 10 |
| 🥇 | PB&J with the crusts cut off | 70,230 |
| #31 | Pack of Alice's Army Cards | 800 |
| #7 | Protects-Your-Junk | 1 |
| #7 | Quiets-Your-Steps | 1 |
| #6 | Royal scepter | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #129 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
| #12 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 1,002 |
| #24 | Sneaky Pete's leather jacket | 1 |
| #7 | SongBoom™ BoomBox Box | 4 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #5 | Spooky Putty sheet | 1 |
| #71 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #22 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #86 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #81 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #81 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #67 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #83 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #78 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #49 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #59 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #32 | Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts | 1 |
| #28 | Thunkula's drinking cap | 1 |
| #62 | Tome of Clip Art | 2 |
| #69 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
| #32 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 720 |
| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #21 | Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate | 1 |
| #11 | Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword | 1 |
| #13 | Unkillable Skeleton's shield | 1 |
| #8 | Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards | 2 |
| #32 | Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap | 1 |
| 🥉 | Wand of Oscus | 15 |
| #6 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 8 |
| #5 | Zombo's shield | 13 |
| #9 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 4 |
| #8 | Zombo's skull ring | 5 |
| #7 | Zombo's skullcap | 10 |
| #25 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #109 | abominable snowcone | 227 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #495 | anticheese | 8 |
| #39 | antique Canadian lantern | 5 |
| #79 | antique beer | 6 |
| #9 | balanced antler | 11 |
| 🥇 | beanbag chair | 5,000 |
| #95 | beaver spear | 1 |
| #17 | beavermouth | 554 |
| #314 | black snowcone | 11 |
| #5 | blood snowcone | 11 |
| #485 | blue snowcone | 11 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #1562 | box of sunshine | 110 |
| #39 | brick | 864 |
| 🥉 | butterfly knife | 924 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #158 | candy harmonica | 4 |
| #28 | cheer-o-gram | 30 |
| #17 | eldritch tincture | 1 |
| #44 | enchanted fire extinguisher | 1 |
| #38 | exclusive club | 1 |
| #9 | flaming pink shirt | 1 |
| #12 | gingerbeard | 2 |
| #131 | glass of warm water | 1 |
| 🥉 | goat | 50,667 |
| #44 | golden gum | 152 |
| 🥇 | grass clippings | 4,200 |
| #23 | graveyard snowglobe | 11 |
| #488 | green snowcone | 11 |
| #11 | grilled mooseflank | 187 |
| #132 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #15 | hobo nickel | 15,746 |
| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| #27 | iShield | 1 |
| #22 | incredibly dense meat gem | 1 |
| #10 | insulting hat | 1 |
| #38 | leaf | 11 |
| 🥇 | leftovers sandwich | 11,111 |
| 🥈 | logging hatchet | 1,276 |
| #87 | maple leaf | 11 |
| #77 | maple syrup | 127 |
| 🥇 | meat paste | 16,777,215 |
| 🥈 | moose antlers | 1,187 |
| #30 | moose chocolate | 44 |
| 🥈 | moose thought | 4,047 |
| #4 | mooseflank | 1,408 |
| #44 | moosemeat pie | 5 |
| #63 | multi-level marzipan | 7 |
| 🥇 | old sweatpants | 650,574 |
| #525 | orange snowcone | 11 |
| #13 | oversized snowflake | 34 |
| 🥇 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 2,898 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #10 | pine cone | 2 |
| #19 | plain snowcone | 241 |
| #94 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
| #26 | poutine | 1,400 |
| #85 | powdered powdered sugar | 6 |
| #6 | pristine walrus tusk | 13 |
| #10 | puppet strings | 182 |
| #537 | purple snowcone | 11 |
| #497 | red snowcone | 11 |
| #39 | roll of toilet paper | 2,448 |
| 🥉 | s'more | 51,704 |
| #70 | silent A | 1 |
| #6 | silent B | 65 |
| #30 | silent C | 2 |
| #19 | silent D | 4 |
| #32 | silent E | 2 |
| #14 | silent F | 9 |
| #4 | silent G | 14 |
| #6 | silent H | 42 |
| #13 | silent I | 37 |
| #67 | silent J | 5 |
| #12 | silent K | 6 |
| #9 | silent L | 23 |
| #19 | silent M | 79 |
| #36 | silent N | 2 |
| #6 | silent O | 117 |
| #6 | silent P | 46 |
| #6 | silent Q | 30 |
| #17 | silent R | 5 |
| #16 | silent S | 6 |
| #16 | silent T | 5 |
| #6 | silent U | 14 |
| #16 | silent V | 7 |
| #16 | silent W | 13 |
| #10 | silent X | 92 |
| #15 | silent Y | 8 |
| #6 | silent Z | 29 |
| #316 | small box | 12 |
| #39 | smoking grass | 1,420 |
| #5 | snow fort | 11 |
| #7 | snow halo | 11 |
| #18 | snow machine | 1 |
| #39 | snowball | 69 |
| #71 | solid shifting time weirdness | 1 |
| #42 | time helmet | 1 |
| #141 | time sword | 1 |
| #43 | time trousers | 1 |
| #211 | tiny Mountie hat | 2 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #12 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 9 |
| #13 | tiny plastic mime executive | 9 |
| #14 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 9 |
| #13 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 9 |
| #13 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 9 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #55 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #2985 | toast | 3 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #22 | warehouse key | 30 |
| #792 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #223 | white Xanadian | 1 |
| 🥈 | wolf whistle | 1 |
| 🥇 | worthless gewgaw | 169,955 |
| 🥇 | worthless knick-knack | 169,953 |
| 🥇 | worthless trinket | 169,959 |
| #18 | zombie accordion | 1 |
| #21 | zombie mariachi hat | 1 |
| #29 | zombie mariachi pants | 1 |