| #140 | 4-d camera | 1 |
| #441 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #62 | BRICKO turtle | 1 |
| #181 | Camp Scout pup tent | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #292 | Ze™ goggles | 1 |
| #51 | ancient turtle shell | 1 |
| #57 | ancient turtle shell helmet | 1 |
| #25 | ancient turtle shell powder | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #120 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #255 | beer goggles | 1 |
| #330 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #142 | bottlecap turtle | 1 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #80 | cardboard box turtle | 1 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #203 | chocolate turtle totem | 1 |
| #252 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #252 | comfy pillow | 1 |
| #126 | dueling turtle | 1 |
| #1374 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #196 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #176 | grinning turtle | 1 |
| #275 | guard turtle collar | 1 |
| #351 | guard turtle shell | 1 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #104 | half-empty carton of milk | 1 |
| #225 | hedgeturtle | 1 |
| #24 | helmet turtle | 10,000 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #230 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #937 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #114 | linoleum helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #94 | meaty helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #129 | padded tortoise | 1 |
| #1756 | pail | 1 |
| #158 | painted turtle | 1 |
| #2030 | phish stick | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #267 | pumpkin beer | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2271 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #94 | samurai turtle | 1 |
| #36 | samurai turtle helmet | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #179 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #412 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #518 | soda water | 1 |
| #167 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 1,000 |
| #2327 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #120 | soup turtle | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #60 | spiky turtle helmet | 1 |
| #62 | spiky turtle shield | 1 |
| #59 | spiky turtle shoulderpads | 1 |
| #315 | spooky shrunken head | 25 |
| #81 | stone turtle | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #166 | syncopated turtle | 1 |
| #724 | tasty tart | 1 |
| #450 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #110 | torquoise | 1 |
| #126 | tortoboggan | 1 |
| #768 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #674 | turtle pheromones | 1 |
| #1787 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #196 | turtle wax | 1 |
| #47 | turtle wax greaves | 1 |
| #57 | turtle wax helmet | 1 |
| #101 | turtlemail breeches | 1 |
| #110 | turtlemail coif | 1 |
| #111 | turtlemail hauberk | 1 |
| #130 | turtling rod | 1 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |