| #141 | 4-d camera | 1 |
| #442 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #62 | BRICKO turtle | 1 |
| #180 | Camp Scout pup tent | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #438 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #292 | Zeâ„¢ goggles | 1 |
| #52 | ancient turtle shell | 1 |
| #58 | ancient turtle shell helmet | 1 |
| #25 | ancient turtle shell powder | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #122 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #254 | beer goggles | 1 |
| #328 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #142 | bottlecap turtle | 1 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #80 | cardboard box turtle | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #209 | chocolate turtle totem | 1 |
| #254 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #252 | comfy pillow | 1 |
| #126 | dueling turtle | 1 |
| #1378 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #195 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #1910 | green beer | 1 |
| #177 | grinning turtle | 1 |
| #276 | guard turtle collar | 1 |
| #351 | guard turtle shell | 1 |
| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #105 | half-empty carton of milk | 1 |
| #225 | hedgeturtle | 1 |
| #24 | helmet turtle | 10,000 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #232 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #938 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #114 | linoleum helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #95 | meaty helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #129 | padded tortoise | 1 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #160 | painted turtle | 1 |
| #2032 | phish stick | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #268 | pumpkin beer | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2273 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #94 | samurai turtle | 1 |
| #36 | samurai turtle helmet | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #180 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #420 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #522 | soda water | 1 |
| #167 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 1,000 |
| #2330 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #120 | soup turtle | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #60 | spiky turtle helmet | 1 |
| #63 | spiky turtle shield | 1 |
| #59 | spiky turtle shoulderpads | 1 |
| #315 | spooky shrunken head | 25 |
| #81 | stone turtle | 1 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8975 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #8925 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8979 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8941 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8804 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8881 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #167 | syncopated turtle | 1 |
| #724 | tasty tart | 1 |
| #450 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2762 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #111 | torquoise | 1 |
| #126 | tortoboggan | 1 |
| #767 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #673 | turtle pheromones | 1 |
| #1790 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #196 | turtle wax | 1 |
| #49 | turtle wax greaves | 1 |
| #57 | turtle wax helmet | 1 |
| #101 | turtlemail breeches | 1 |
| #111 | turtlemail coif | 1 |
| #112 | turtlemail hauberk | 1 |
| #131 | turtling rod | 1 |
| #1454 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |