| #795 | 30669 scroll | 3 |
| #437 | 33398 scroll | 35 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1778 | 8-ball | 3 |
| #1584 | Angry Farmer candy | 8 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #539 | CRIMBCO scrip | 375 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2128 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 2 |
| #371 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 7 |
| #1352 | Cloaca-Cola | 3 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #757 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2099 | Crown of the Goblin King | 8 |
| #706 | Dolphin King's crown | 6 |
| #477 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 7 |
| #618 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 4 |
| #522 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 5 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #431 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 12 |
| #1211 | Yummy Tummy bean | 120 |
| #801 | acid-squirting flower | 2 |
| #525 | acoustic guitarrr | 5 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #6538 | badass belt | 2 |
| #695 | bananagate | 5 |
| #1065 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #141 | bow staff | 1 |
| #149 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #133 | bowler | 1 |
| #1100 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #723 | candy cane | 50 |
| #1062 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #1029 | candy knuckles | 3 |
| #1783 | candy stake | 4 |
| #276 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 22 |
| #277 | chrome sword | 3 |
| #1147 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #1037 | drywall axe | 8 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #1188 | elven cellocello | 17 |
| #1096 | evil googly eye | 2 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #410 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #380 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #155 | fudge lily | 43 |
| #259 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #622 | fudgecule | 900 |
| #816 | giant discarded bottlecap | 5 |
| #1921 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #2128 | giant pinky ring | 2 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #1424 | herringcello | 12 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #1453 | jawbruiser | 2 |
| #651 | kumquartz | 5 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1590 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #810 | lavender striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #420 | licorice garrote | 5 |
| #661 | licorice root | 1 |
| #340 | linoleum sword | 2 |
| #1976 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #1929 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1823 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1024 | off-white striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #840 | oozenog | 5 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1171 | pants of the Slug Lord | 2 |
| #647 | pearidot | 5 |
| #1287 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1422 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1057 | puce striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1842 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1367 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1655 | spooky felt | 2 |
| #1701 | spooky length of string | 2 |
| #273 | spooky sap | 37 |
| #1333 | spooky stuffing | 2 |
| #1321 | spooky toy wheel | 2 |
| #1505 | spooky wooden block | 2 |
| #594 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #657 | strawberyl | 5 |
| #853 | string of blue beads | 14 |
| #804 | string of green beads | 15 |
| #848 | string of red beads | 14 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #65 | sugar-coated pine cone | 71 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4841 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #6180 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #6232 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #6155 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #6099 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #6075 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6132 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #2299 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2296 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #660 | tourmalime | 5 |
| #1038 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1157 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #2317 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 5 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |