| #794 | 30669 scroll | 3 |
| #437 | 33398 scroll | 35 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1776 | 8-ball | 3 |
| #1584 | Angry Farmer candy | 8 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #541 | CRIMBCO scrip | 375 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2126 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 2 |
| #369 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 7 |
| #1352 | Cloaca-Cola | 3 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #755 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2092 | Crown of the Goblin King | 8 |
| #707 | Dolphin King's crown | 6 |
| #477 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 7 |
| #616 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 4 |
| #519 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 5 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #429 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 12 |
| #1212 | Yummy Tummy bean | 120 |
| #801 | acid-squirting flower | 2 |
| #524 | acoustic guitarrr | 5 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #6543 | badass belt | 2 |
| #696 | bananagate | 5 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #1101 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #722 | candy cane | 50 |
| #1061 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #1032 | candy knuckles | 3 |
| #1782 | candy stake | 4 |
| #277 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 22 |
| #275 | chrome sword | 3 |
| #1144 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #1036 | drywall axe | 8 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #1186 | elven cellocello | 17 |
| #1095 | evil googly eye | 2 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #155 | fudge lily | 43 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #620 | fudgecule | 900 |
| #813 | giant discarded bottlecap | 5 |
| #1920 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #2128 | giant pinky ring | 2 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #1423 | herringcello | 12 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #1453 | jawbruiser | 2 |
| #651 | kumquartz | 5 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1589 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #808 | lavender striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #421 | licorice garrote | 5 |
| #661 | licorice root | 1 |
| #340 | linoleum sword | 2 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #1927 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1823 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1023 | off-white striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #840 | oozenog | 5 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1171 | pants of the Slug Lord | 2 |
| #647 | pearidot | 5 |
| #1286 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1421 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1056 | puce striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1841 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1655 | spooky felt | 2 |
| #1700 | spooky length of string | 2 |
| #268 | spooky sap | 37 |
| #1332 | spooky stuffing | 2 |
| #1321 | spooky toy wheel | 2 |
| #1506 | spooky wooden block | 2 |
| #591 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #656 | strawberyl | 5 |
| #854 | string of blue beads | 14 |
| #805 | string of green beads | 15 |
| #849 | string of red beads | 14 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #65 | sugar-coated pine cone | 71 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4831 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #6085 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #2301 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2297 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #660 | tourmalime | 5 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #2319 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 5 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |