| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #399 | Angry Farmer candy | 248 |
| #254 | Bohemian rhapsody | 1 |
| #146 | Boris's key lime pie | 9 |
| #117 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 18 |
| #145 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 80 |
| #189 | Cold Hots candy | 57 |
| #144 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 83 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #48 | Elfin shortbread | 27 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #82 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 54 |
| #393 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #164 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 71 |
| #100 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 114 |
| #570 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 32 |
| #208 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 272 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #114 | Rock Pops | 448 |
| #176 | Senior Mints | 58 |
| #143 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 9 |
| #29 | Talisman of Baio | 1 |
| #248 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 273 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #237 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 65 |
| #212 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1,004 |
| #509 | abominable snowcone | 19 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #409 | anniversary balloon | 2 |
| #306 | aspirin | 3 |
| #149 | astronaut ice-cream | 3 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #959 | bag of airline peanuts | 23 |
| #664 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #352 | beertini | 5 |
| #520 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #258 | black snowcone | 14 |
| #170 | bloody beer | 163 |
| #155 | bloody clown pants | 52 |
| #2439 | box of sunshine | 45 |
| #241 | can of Red Minotaur | 19 |
| #1461 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 5 |
| #88 | candied kobold | 55 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #1729 | candy cane | 16 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #103 | daisy | 104 |
| #71 | dried face | 91 |
| #255 | dwarf bread | 18 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #438 | fancy chocolate | 7 |
| #788 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #2467 | fruitcake | 3 |
| #1396 | gingerbread bugbear | 12 |
| #175 | green balloon | 56 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #246 | insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
| #367 | iron pasta spoon | 17 |
| #58 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 164 |
| #621 | kneecapping stick | 18 |
| #60 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 157 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #411 | mafia aria | 58 |
| #77 | mariachi G-string | 50 |
| #108 | marzipan skull | 284 |
| #119 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #162 | mugcake | 54 |
| #523 | oriole-feather headdress | 2 |
| #250 | papaya | 98 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #68 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 146 |
| #111 | pixellated candy heart | 190 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #919 | pork elf goodies sack | 5 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #90 | poutine | 112 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #651 | scroll of pasta summoning | 14 |
| #33 | solid asbestos box | 1 |
| #581 | spectral pickle | 16 |
| #539 | spooky hockey mask | 3 |
| #11 | spooky scarecrow | 229 |
| #232 | stuffed can of asparagus | 56 |
| #155 | stuffed dodecapede | 56 |
| #326 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 61 |
| #424 | stuffed zmobie | 2 |
| #179 | sub-molecular interocitor | 20 |
| #167 | sugar-coated pine cone | 19 |
| #355 | support cummerbund | 20 |
| #60 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 163 |
| #1905 | tofurkey gravy | 3 |
| #1886 | tofurkey leg | 3 |
| #768 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #215 | urinal cake | 20 |
| #90 | viking helmet | 201 |
| #630 | white balloon | 2 |
| #159 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #929 | yellow snowcone | 30 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |