| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 2 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #55 | bowl of Bounty-Os | 5 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #13 | dripping meat staff | 33 |
| #230 | filthy corduroys | 38 |
| #233 | filthy knitted dread sack | 38 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| 🥇 | spandex anniversary shorts | 2 |
| #6213 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #2028 | tiny plastic angry goat | 9 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #2862 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 6 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #2237 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 8 |
| #2498 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 7 |
| #6230 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #2021 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 9 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #4802 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #2479 | tiny plastic grue | 7 |
| #2046 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 9 |
| #2806 | tiny plastic killer bee | 6 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #6151 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #1795 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #3296 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 5 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #1030 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 5 |
| #3362 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 5 |
| #2511 | tiny plastic stab bat | 7 |
| #2835 | tiny plastic star starfish | 6 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |