Even Oakhill

RankItemQuantity
#587Blatantly Canadian1
#1730Cloaca grenade1
#1496Cloaca-Cola1
#1152Cloaca-Cola c-rations1
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#904Cloaca-Cola knapsack1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#611Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife1
#1669Dyspepsi grenade1
#2054Dyspepsi-Cola1
#1084Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations1
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#858Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#581Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen1
#337Grateful Undead T-shirt1
#1052Knob Goblin elite shirt1
#741Now and Earlier1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#348Ye Olde Navy Fleece1
#430balaclava1
#2043ball1
#2563black paisley oyster egg1
#2110black plastic oyster egg1
#2088black polka-dot oyster egg1
#2665black striped oyster egg1
#2554blue paisley oyster egg1
#2408blue plastic oyster egg1
#2374blue polka-dot oyster egg1
#2621blue striped oyster egg1
#437bow1
#142bow staff1
#150bowlegged pants1
#134bowler1
#546can of fake snow1
#2974can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce1
#2874candied yams1
#4787candy cane1
#1823cheap plastic bottle opener1
#154clockwork trench coat1
#176coconut bikini top1
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#532disbelief suspenders1
#1476duck-on-a-string1
#399eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest1
#870empty blowgun1
#2392felt1
#324filthy hippy poncho1
#268floral print shirt1
#428frilly shirt1
#209gingham blouse1
#2659googly eye1
#1169goth kid t-shirt1
#1910green beer1
#571harem girl t-shirt1
#2514herbal stuffing1
#2060kite1
#2180lavender paisley oyster egg1
#2307lavender plastic oyster egg1
#2028lavender polka-dot oyster egg1
#1766lavender striped oyster egg1
#1750length of string1
#1942loaded serum blowgun1
#147loathing eagle baby-doll shirt1
#377los chinos1
#382maple leaf1
#833maple syrup1
#1086marionette1
#1983mauve paisley oyster egg1
#2254mauve plastic oyster egg1
#1846mauve polka-dot oyster egg1
#2384mauve striped oyster egg1
#1363off-white paisley oyster egg1
#2534off-white plastic oyster egg1
#1734off-white polka-dot oyster egg1
#1582off-white striped oyster egg1
#1889oyster basket1
#495petrified time1
#747picture of a dead guy's girlfriend1
#681pirate shirt1
#2034puce paisley oyster egg1
#2103puce plastic oyster egg1
#2253puce polka-dot oyster egg1
#1645puce striped oyster egg1
#1303rag doll1
#2227red paisley oyster egg1
#2536red plastic oyster egg1
#2205red polka-dot oyster egg1
#1646red striped oyster egg1
#309rhinestone cowboy shirt1
#156safety vest1
#435shiny butcherknife1
#891silver shrimp fork1
#281soggy wofl t-shirt1
#478souvenir ski t-shirt1
#1479spooky hockey mask1
#288star shirt1
#2261string of blue beads1
#2260string of green beads1
#2246string of red beads1
#3202stuffed doppelshifter1
#2642stuffing1
#592supportive bra1
#8188tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#4311tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4234tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#4540tiny plastic accordion thief1
#8208tiny plastic angry goat1
#8248tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8122tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#4474tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#8172tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#8091tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8217tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#4495tiny plastic disco bandit1
#8149tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8183tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8090tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#8055tiny plastic grue1
#4595tiny plastic hermit1
#8124tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8065tiny plastic killer bee1
#8198tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8099tiny plastic levitating potato1
#8107tiny plastic mosquito1
#4343tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8098tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4463tiny plastic sauceror1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#8222tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#8157tiny plastic stab bat1
#8133tiny plastic star starfish1
#4036tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#4479tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#414toast2,525
#2807tofurkey gravy1
#2812tofurkey leg1
#1190toy soldier1
#1384toy train1
#1821toy wheel1
#478tree skirt1
#667vampire collar1
#1222wooden block1
#1799yellow paisley oyster egg1
#2817yellow plastic oyster egg1
#1328yellow polka-dot oyster egg1
#1637yellow striped oyster egg1
#1862zombie pineal gland1

Wow, that's 2,676 items total!

what items are this player missing?