| #9 | A Guide to Safari | 2 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #246 | Baja sopapilla | 3 |
| #30 | Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy | 1 |
| #133 | Boulevardier cocktail | 1 |
| #105 | Carol of the Bulls | 1 |
| #104 | Carol of the Hells | 1 |
| #100 | Carol of the Thrills | 1 |
| #132 | Crimbeau de toilette | 1 |
| #42 | Crimbo Carol tattoo kit | 1 |
| #45 | Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit | 1 |
| #44 | Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit | 1 |
| #417 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 1 |
| #159 | Crimbo candle | 1 |
| #107 | Crimbo crystal shards | 1 |
| #153 | Crimbo dinner | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo stockings | 1 |
| #81 | Crimbo tattoo kit | 1 |
| #165 | Crimbosmopolitan | 1 |
| #179 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 1 |
| #31 | Crimbylow-rise jeans | 1 |
| #15 | Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #16 | Drip Institute petri dish | 1 |
| #110 | Hotwire™ brand candy rope | 1 |
| #189 | Mer-kin cookiestove | 1 |
| #25 | Mer-kin rollpin | 1 |
| #26 | Satan hat | 1 |
| #6 | Spelunker of Fortune | 23 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #85 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #67 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
| #81 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #75 | Trainbot luggage hook | 1 |
| #48 | Yuleviathan necklace | 1 |
| #38 | anemoney clip | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #52 | antique nutcracker beard | 1 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker boots | 1 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker cape | 1 |
| #36 | antique nutcracker drumstick | 1 |
| #32 | antique nutcracker epaulets | 1 |
| #47 | antique nutcracker hat | 1 |
| #45 | antique nutcracker pants | 1 |
| #42 | antique nutcracker sword | 1 |
| #44 | antique nutcracker waistcoat | 1 |
| #25 | barrel-aged eggnog | 1 |
| #226 | black Crimbo ball | 1 |
| #61 | black and white cracker | 5 |
| #164 | bottle of Crimbognac | 1 |
| #162 | bowl of mernudo | 1 |
| #89 | bread man | 5 |
| #160 | bread pie | 1 |
| #265 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #277 | cabooze | 1 |
| #78 | candy harmonica | 6 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #276 | chocomotive | 2 |
| #159 | clear Russian | 1 |
| #195 | concentrated fish broth | 1 |
| 🥇 | cozy scarf | 1 |
| #122 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 1 |
| #114 | crystal Crimbo platter | 1 |
| #117 | deactivated mini-Trainbot | 1 |
| #13 | drippy caviar | 1 |
| #20 | drippy nugget | 1 |
| #86 | eggwater | 5 |
| #295 | executive mime flask | 1 |
| #187 | fishelada | 1 |
| #203 | flan del mar | 4 |
| #60 | flour cookie | 6 |
| #16 | fruit bat | 1 |
| #33 | fuzzy polar bear ears | 1 |
| #16 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| #27 | glass of drippy wine | 1 |
| #163 | glob of salty molasses | 1 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #64 | government booze shipment | 1 |
| #69 | government candy shipment | 1 |
| #67 | government food shipment | 1 |
| #194 | green and red bean | 1 |
| #17 | hand-crafted candy cane | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #69 | hermedisiac cologne | 1 |
| #86 | huge Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #175 | hushed puppy | 3 |
| #31 | icing poncho | 1 |
| #58 | imported lemon lozenge | 1 |
| #157 | intact anemone spike | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #34 | kelp-holly drape | 1 |
| #37 | kelp-holly gun | 1 |
| #36 | liquid SONAR | 3 |
| #127 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #227 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #151 | mime army superserum | 1 |
| #205 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #182 | mime eraser | 1 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #23 | miniature goose mask | 1 |
| #213 | moist Crimbo spices | 1 |
| #177 | muffled muffuletta | 3 |
| #161 | multi-level marzipan | 4 |
| #290 | nega-mushroom | 1 |
| #171 | ojo de pez burrito | 1 |
| #51 | oldcake | 5 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| #166 | peppermint eel sauce | 1 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #61 | peppermint spine | 1 |
| #114 | personalizable gingerbread cookie | 1 |
| #192 | ping-pong ball | 1 |
| #226 | plain candy cane | 2 |
| #17 | poncho de azucar | 1 |
| #56 | powdered powdered sugar | 7 |
| #67 | prescription teeth whitener | 1 |
| #154 | primitive candy cane | 3 |
| #29 | ribbon candy ascot | 1 |
| #188 | runny fermented egg | 2 |
| #176 | runny icing | 1 |
| #173 | salt plum | 1 |
| #53 | salt plum sake | 1 |
| #160 | salty gumdrop | 1 |
| #91 | shushed potatoes | 4 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| 🥇 | small slimy cyst | 2,222 |
| #19 | snowpack | 1 |
| #42 | soggy elf shoes | 1 |
| #196 | soggy gingerbread chunk | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #217 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 1 |
| #216 | stale cheer wine | 1 |
| #172 | super-sweet fish goo (spoiled) | 1 |
| #43 | tempura green and red bean | 1 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #16 | tinsel orb | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #27 | tiny glowing red nose | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #2780 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #949 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 3 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #1094 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 2 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #35 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #297 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 8 |
| #214 | transparent nog | 2 |
| #129 | unfinished fruitcake | 3 |
| #247 | warehouse key | 1 |
| #181 | waterlogged cloth | 1 |
| #177 | waterlogged leather | 1 |
| #174 | waterlogged metal | 1 |
| #173 | waterlogged stuffing | 1 |
| #135 | waterlogged wood | 1 |
| #204 | white Crimbo ball | 1 |
| #102 | yule pup | 1 |