| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #421 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1444 | Cloaca grenade | 3 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1235 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1926 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #393 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #1089 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #939 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #1318 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #211 | Sneaky Pete's key lime | 1 |
| #851 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #1307 | Trollhouse cookies | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #1953 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #338 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #1140 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #2358 | candied yams | 2 |
| #1122 | candy cane | 30 |
| #665 | carob chunk cookies | 1 |
| #272 | cherry pie | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #687 | chorizo brownies | 1 |
| #1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #432 | cream pie | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #369 | digital key lime pie | 1 |
| #982 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
| #1277 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #958 | eggnog | 15 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #274 | flower petal pie | 1 |
| #461 | fortune cookie | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #555 | ghuol egg quiche | 1 |
| #1555 | gingerbread bugbear | 10 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #233 | honey-dew | 1 |
| #576 | honey-dipped locust | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #362 | lemon meringue pie | 1 |
| #623 | lihc eye pie | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #224 | peach pie | 1 |
| #190 | pear tart | 1 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #1554 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| 🥇 | spandex anniversary shorts | 2 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #337 | star key lime pie | 1 |
| #320 | strawberry pie | 1 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #595 | sugar-coated pine cone | 1 |
| #724 | tasty tart | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1002 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #739 | white chocolate chip cookies | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |