| #337 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #414 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #423 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #2775 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1450 | Cloaca grenade | 3 |
| #2465 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1238 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1852 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #755 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #4251 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1927 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #455 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #396 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #1090 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #941 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #647 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #1319 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #212 | Sneaky Pete's key lime | 1 |
| #853 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #1307 | Trollhouse cookies | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #2407 | Valentine | 1 |
| #1955 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #680 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1031 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #339 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #1914 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1067 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #1141 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #2358 | candied yams | 2 |
| #1123 | candy cane | 30 |
| #667 | carob chunk cookies | 1 |
| #274 | cherry pie | 1 |
| #940 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #689 | chorizo brownies | 1 |
| #1824 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1812 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #434 | cream pie | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #383 | digital key lime pie | 1 |
| #986 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
| #1281 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #958 | eggnog | 15 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #275 | flower petal pie | 1 |
| #462 | fortune cookie | 1 |
| #3427 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #556 | ghuol egg quiche | 1 |
| #1557 | gingerbread bugbear | 10 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #236 | honey-dew | 1 |
| #576 | honey-dipped locust | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #362 | lemon meringue pie | 1 |
| #624 | lihc eye pie | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #225 | peach pie | 1 |
| #191 | pear tart | 1 |
| #494 | petrified time | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #1556 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
| #1809 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| 🥇 | spandex anniversary shorts | 2 |
| #3794 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #338 | star key lime pie | 1 |
| #321 | strawberry pie | 1 |
| #1714 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #555 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #596 | sugar-coated pine cone | 1 |
| #724 | tasty tart | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1000 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8217 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8256 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8179 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4499 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1017 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #8156 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8132 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8073 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8203 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8105 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8118 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4348 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8104 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8228 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8163 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8142 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #979 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4484 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2807 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2813 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1868 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2528 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1040 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #729 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #739 | white chocolate chip cookies | 1 |
| #1045 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2366 | yo-yo | 1 |