| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #4296 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #24 | Children's Meal of the Damned | 1 |
| #864 | Cold Hots candy | 3 |
| #96 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #1270 | Crown of the Goblin King | 18 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #524 | Gummi-Gnauga | 3 |
| #386 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 53 |
| #1464 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #1086 | Senior Mints | 2 |
| #712 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 7 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #168 | Valentine | 222 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #1954 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #401 | abominable snowcone | 30 |
| #1652 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #69 | anniversary balloon | 26 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #5 | arrrgyle socks | 9,177 |
| #24 | babycakes | 26 |
| #4170 | badass belt | 8 |
| #769 | battered Crimbo Crate | 10 |
| #5 | beer lens | 6,976 |
| #523 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #592 | black snowcone | 3 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #355 | blood flower | 23 |
| #235 | blue snowcone | 82 |
| #308 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 4 |
| #2996 | bottle of goofballs | 5 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #31 | box | 695 |
| #1209 | box of sunshine | 178 |
| #96 | box-in-the-box-in-the-box | 2 |
| #1380 | brine | 1 |
| #317 | broken cellular phone | 10 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #212 | can of fake snow | 2 |
| #1464 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 5 |
| #942 | candied yams | 9 |
| #2969 | candy cane | 5 |
| #1783 | candy stake | 4 |
| #497 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 13 |
| #69 | doll house | 92 |
| #821 | dollhive | 7 |
| #303 | duck-on-a-string | 8 |
| #370 | dusty Crimbo crate | 30 |
| #1181 | easter egg balloon | 21 |
| #2058 | eggnog | 3 |
| #10 | elven socks | 235 |
| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #1654 | gingerbread bugbear | 9 |
| #1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #62 | googly eye | 208 |
| #157 | green snowcone | 151 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #62 | heart of rock and roll | 3 |
| #1138 | herbal stuffing | 6 |
| #11 | hopping socks | 32 |
| #47 | large box | 378 |
| #2696 | laser-broiled pear | 6 |
| #101 | length of string | 102 |
| #261 | loaded serum blowgun | 15 |
| #1222 | mafia aria | 9 |
| #2043 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #1043 | nanite-infested eggnog | 5 |
| #2618 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #194 | orange snowcone | 126 |
| #262 | piece of wedding cake | 28 |
| #733 | pixellated candy heart | 14 |
| #1023 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #2037 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #209 | purple snowcone | 122 |
| #207 | radio button candy | 5 |
| #56 | red balloon | 12 |
| #165 | red snowcone | 164 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #148 | roasted marshmallow | 255 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #13 | small Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #37 | small box | 393 |
| #979 | spooky bicycle chain | 2 |
| #970 | spooky cosmetics bag | 2 |
| #833 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #274 | string of blue beads | 39 |
| #360 | string of green beads | 31 |
| #385 | string of red beads | 29 |
| #58 | suspicious stocking | 1 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #1519 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 12 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #1283 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 5 |
| #1308 | tiny plastic angry goat | 14 |
| #1307 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 14 |
| #1668 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 11 |
| #1716 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #609 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 27 |
| #1502 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 12 |
| #2832 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 6 |
| #1097 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 5 |
| #1830 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 10 |
| #1404 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 13 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 14 |
| #3310 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #2707 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #1139 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 16 |
| #985 | tiny plastic killer bee | 18 |
| #2009 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 9 |
| #1397 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 13 |
| #931 | tiny plastic mosquito | 19 |
| #1045 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 5 |
| #1829 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 10 |
| #1022 | tiny plastic sauceror | 5 |
| #502 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 9 |
| #2035 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 9 |
| #1386 | tiny plastic stab bat | 13 |
| #1029 | tiny plastic star starfish | 17 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1832 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #2299 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2296 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #333 | tomato daiquiri | 4 |
| #185 | toy soldier | 10 |
| #207 | toy train | 10 |
| #506 | toy wheel | 19 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #23 | velvet choker | 6 |
| #981 | vinegar | 22 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #57 | vodka and cranberry | 44 |
| #79 | white Canadian | 55 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #218 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 11 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1477 | yellow snowcone | 8 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #97 | yo-yo | 322 |
| #295 | zombie pineal gland | 15 |