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| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #105 | Carol of the Bulls | 1 |
| #104 | Carol of the Hells | 1 |
| #100 | Carol of the Thrills | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #105 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 1 |
| #5 | Hell and How I Bent It | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #15 | Lava Miner's Daughter | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| 🥉 | LyleCo Contractor's Manual | 1 |
| #46 | Manual of Lock Picking | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #10 | Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance | 1 |
| #4 | Never Don't Stop Not Striving | 1 |
| #14 | Non-Euclidean Finance | 1 |
| #12 | Peek-a-Boo! | 1 |
| #177 | Racisto Ruidoso | 1 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #15 | Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill | 1 |
| 🥉 | Scurvy and Sobriety Prevention | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #12 | Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook | 1 |
| #9 | Spacegate emergency disintegrator | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #4 | Tales of Western Braggadoccio | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #102 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
| #98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Western Look | 1 |
| #10 | To Build an Igloo | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #10 | Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword | 1 |
| #129 | cursed wishbone | 1 |
| #20 | executive mime flask | 50 |
| #604 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 1 |
| #127 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #22 | mime army challenge coin | 6 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #227 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #9 | mime army shotglass | 5 |
| #151 | mime army superserum | 1 |
| #205 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #46 | miming shirt | 2 |
| #38 | silent A | 2 |
| #95 | silent B | 2 |
| #30 | silent C | 2 |
| #35 | silent D | 2 |
| #32 | silent E | 2 |
| #38 | silent F | 2 |
| #31 | silent G | 2 |
| #85 | silent H | 2 |
| #202 | silent I | 1 |
| #100 | silent J | 3 |
| #22 | silent K | 2 |
| #147 | silent L | 1 |
| #191 | silent M | 1 |
| #68 | silent N | 1 |
| #98 | silent O | 7 |
| 🥇 | silent P | 2,000 |
| #47 | silent Q | 2 |
| #41 | silent R | 2 |
| #68 | silent S | 1 |
| #22 | silent T | 3 |
| #39 | silent U | 2 |
| #73 | silent V | 1 |
| #82 | silent W | 2 |
| #92 | silent X | 4 |
| #67 | silent Y | 1 |
| #120 | silent Z | 1 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #67 | skull capacitor | 1 |
| #137 | temperance whiskey | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #33 | training scroll: Shattering Punch | 1 |
| #48 | training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |