| #142 | 5-hour acrimony | 1 |
| #479 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 3 |
| #109 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #96 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #39 | En Una Fila Tequila | 2 |
| #89 | Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form | 1 |
| #44 | Grimacite Bock | 1 |
| #163 | Knob Goblin stink bomb | 1 |
| #309 | Orcish meat locker | 1 |
| #1201 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 2 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #478 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 1 |
| #390 | The Cooler Out of Space | 4 |
| #114 | Tome of Clip Art | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #209 | bite-me-red lipstick | 95 |
| #409 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #248 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 5 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #625 | box of sunshine | 510 |
| #131 | can of franks 'n' beans | 2 |
| #235 | chef-in-the-box | 1 |
| #263 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 5 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #99 | cotton candy cocoon | 1 |
| #481 | delicious salad | 103 |
| #384 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #886 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #791 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #826 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #124 | heart of rock and roll | 1 |
| #867 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #1602 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #71 | infant sandworm | 1 |
| #741 | infernal insoles | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #632 | large box | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #23 | mosquito larva | 1 |
| #30 | mutant fire ant egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1760 | pail | 1 |
| #1727 | pixellated candy heart | 2 |
| #7 | present | 1 |
| #683 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #13 | small Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #13 | spooky sapling | 1 |
| #170 | star starfish | 2 |
| #821 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #446 | white sword | 7 |