| #94 | Adventurer bobblehead | 1 |
| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #72 | BACON | 1,054 |
| #214 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 3 |
| #412 | Chroner | 23 |
| #51 | Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror | 1 |
| #17 | Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog | 1 |
| #156 | Inner Strength | 3 |
| #165 | Inner Truth | 3 |
| #92 | Inner Wisdom | 4 |
| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #5 | KoL Con 13 snowglobe | 1 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #178 | Mad Train wine | 609 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #18 | Rethinking Candy | 2 |
| #15 | Spacegate access badge | 1 |
| #1038 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #428 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #1414 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #331 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #47 | Twitching Television Tattoo | 1 |
| 🥈 | Uncle Crimbo's hat | 1 |
| #73 | accord ion | 4 |
| #70 | accordion file | 1 |
| #88 | accordionoid rocca | 2 |
| #57 | almost-dead walkie-talkie | 113 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #72 | autocalliope | 4 |
| #45 | baby bark scorpion | 1 |
| #32 | bad vibroknife | 1 |
| #91 | baritone accordion | 2 |
| #30 | beer-battered accordion | 12 |
| #80 | bone bandoneon | 3 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #113 | bum cheek | 179 |
| #85 | cheap cigar butt | 48 |
| #119 | cigar box turtle | 4 |
| #53 | dented harmonica | 90 |
| #89 | dirty hobo gloves | 316 |
| #86 | eldritch effluvium | 1,714 |
| #13 | eldritch pants | 1 |
| #195 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #100 | ghost accordion | 1 |
| #387 | ghuol egg | 44 |
| #89 | giraffe-necked turtle | 10 |
| #92 | guancertina | 1 |
| #139 | gummi turtle | 6 |
| #92 | hand grenegg | 2 |
| #3055 | handful of confetti | 7 |
| #15 | heart-shaped crate | 1 |
| #114 | hedgeturtle | 15 |
| #582 | ice-cold fotie | 23 |
| #114 | irradiated turtle | 6 |
| #232 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #58 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
| #971 | mauve striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #29 | megacopia | 11 |
| #106 | mocking turtle | 6 |
| #130 | moxie weed | 211 |
| #108 | musk turtle | 4 |
| #120 | negative lump | 1,024 |
| #67 | non-Euclidean non-accordion | 4 |
| #722 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #161 | painted turtle | 1 |
| #27 | pet bad vibe | 1 |
| #143 | pigeon egg | 4 |
| #109 | programmable turtle | 5 |
| #29 | psychokinetic energy blob | 586 |
| #1057 | puce striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #13 | robin's egg | 66 |
| #179 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #2328 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #180 | spider web | 334 |
| #191 | spiritual candy cane | 2 |
| #184 | spiritual eggnog | 2 |
| #31 | spiritual fruitcake | 5 |
| #304 | spiritual gingerbread | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #14 | unpowered Robortender | 1 |
| #281 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 8 |
| #619 | yellow striped oyster egg | 4 |