| #56 | 25-meat staff | 5 |
| #260 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 11 |
| #93 | Elfin shortbread | 11 |
| #227 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 100 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #737 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #535 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #933 | antique record album | 1 |
| #588 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #69 | broken cellular phone | 100 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1822 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #36 | green balloon | 1,000 |
| #164 | left half of a heart necklace | 3 |
| #247 | mafia aria | 100 |
| #1698 | penguin focaccia bread | 5 |
| #9 | penguin shorts | 100 |
| #35 | penguin skin | 10,000 |
| #11 | penguin skin buckler | 100 |
| #14 | penguin whip | 100 |
| #70 | penguin-smacking club | 1 |
| #151 | solid gold jewel | 1 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #94 | support cummerbund | 100 |
| #23 | white balloon | 10,000 |
| #27 | yeti fur | 16,000 |