Bushido

RankItemQuantity
#5625-meat staff5
#260Elf Farm Raffle ticket11
#93Elfin shortbread11
#227Mob Penguin cellular phone100
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
#737antique 8-Bit Power magazine1
#535antique painting of a landscape1
#933antique record album1
#588antique souvenir drawing1
#2088black polka-dot oyster egg1
#5026bottle of goofballs1
#69broken cellular phone100
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#1660cheap toaster1
#3274club necklace1
#507colored-light "necklace"1
🥉control crystal1
#1822corpse on the beach1
#1818corpsedriver1
#1811corpsetini1
#3285diamond necklace1
#5138easter egg balloon1
#14fancy black tie1
#14fancy tophat1
#16fancy tuxedo pants1
#36green balloon1,000
#164left half of a heart necklace3
#247mafia aria100
#1698penguin focaccia bread5
#9penguin shorts100
#35penguin skin10,000
#11penguin skin buckler100
#14penguin whip100
#70penguin-smacking club1
#151solid gold jewel1
#3320spade necklace1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#167stuffed Mob Penguin1
#94support cummerbund100
#23white balloon10,000
#27yeti fur16,000

Wow, that's 37,764 items total!

what items are this player missing?