| #200 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 2 |
| #63 | Artist's Butterknife of Regret | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #46 | Frankly Mr. Shank | 1 |
| #411 | Iron Beta of Industry | 19 |
| #1286 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #164 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 243 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #839 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #890 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #750 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #985 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #999 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #579 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #918 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1009 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #952 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #962 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #688 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 6 |
| #117 | Othello's dagger | 1 |
| #127 | Red Balloon of Valor | 2 |
| #832 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #27 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 21 |
| #20 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 30 |
| #931 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 3 |
| #29 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 11 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1079 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #113 | assassin's cheese knife | 1 |
| #783 | batblade | 1 |
| #118 | black blade | 1 |
| #58 | boning knife | 1 |
| #65 | boot knife | 1 |
| #92 | brand new key | 1 |
| #58 | broken beer bottle | 1 |
| #77 | butterfly knife | 1 |
| #103 | candy knife | 1 |
| #116 | chisel | 1 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #92 | ghostly dagger | 1 |
| #244 | gold wedding ring | 33 |
| #111 | half-size scalpel | 1 |
| #1680 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #30 | iron dagger | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #103 | keel-haulin' knife | 1 |
| #69 | leechknife | 1 |
| #607 | magical pony: Uniquity | 1 |
| 🥇 | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #146 | octopus's spade | 1 |
| #1087 | poison pen | 1 |
| #1613 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #62 | remorseless knife | 1 |
| #66 | rhinestone | 29 |
| #884 | sabre teeth | 1 |
| #76 | sharpened spoon | 1 |
| #95 | skate blade | 1 |
| #172 | soap knife | 1 |
| #998 | solid gold bowling ball | 13 |
| #32 | soul knife | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #145 | star stiletto | 1 |
| #2301 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 8 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #2551 | stuffed Meat | 5 |
| #7014 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #1318 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 3 |
| #8925 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #5826 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 5 |
| #8979 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #2681 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #1966 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #2627 | stuffed mink | 4 |
| #2313 | stuffed monocle | 8 |
| #7885 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #8804 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7774 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #2767 | stuffed teddy butler | 3 |
| #2472 | stuffed tin of caviar | 6 |
| #2045 | stuffed treasure chest | 7 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #100 | sugar shank | 1 |
| #138 | trout fang | 1 |
| #114 | unsanitized scalpel | 1 |
| #811 | wooden stakes | 1 |