| #442 | "DRINK ME" potion | 11 |
| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1083 | 33398 scroll | 2 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #886 | 4-ball | 3 |
| #114 | 4-dimensional fez | 1 |
| #441 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #574 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 3 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #1111 | 8-ball | 10 |
| #216 | 9-ball | 5 |
| #161 | Dust bunny | 5 |
| #108 | Sacramento wine | 1 |
| #181 | T.U.R.D.S. Key | 2 |
| #136 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 631 |
| #65 | Tequiz Navidad | 2 |
| #61 | The Emperor's new cookie | 1 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #605 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #210 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #275 | a butt tuba | 2 |
| #152 | a little sump'm sump'm | 26 |
| #384 | accidental cider | 2 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #120 | dry noodles | 1,488 |
| #221 | fricasseed brains | 5 |
| #505 | handful of hand chalk | 39 |
| #194 | hunk of granite | 1 |
| #130 | moonberry wine cooler | 3 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #19 | potted cactus | 49,000 |
| #812 | pretty flower | 46 |
| #111 | red book | 2 |
| #136 | red box | 3 |
| #113 | red button | 29 |
| #231 | red wagon | 1 |
| #112 | remaindered axe | 1 |
| #971 | ridiculously huge sword | 2 |
| #1126 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #858 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 2 |
| #64 | ring of telling skeletons what to do | 1 |
| #86 | rockin' wagon | 39 |
| #139 | roll in the hay | 34 |
| #1727 | roll of toilet paper | 9 |
| #79 | rotten tomato | 1 |
| #525 | ruby W | 14 |
| #349 | rusty bonesaw | 1 |
| #848 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #210 | rusty hedge trimmers | 1 |
| #629 | sake bomb | 5 |
| #1551 | saucepan | 2 |
| #71 | scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker | 847 |
| #79 | sleazy hi mein | 15 |
| #625 | spiked femur | 2 |
| #1059 | sprocket | 1 |
| #544 | stale baguette | 1 |
| #523 | stalk of asparagus | 8 |
| #604 | star hat | 1 |
| #374 | stench nuggets | 1 |
| #328 | stench powder | 1 |
| #424 | stolen office supplies | 1 |
| #214 | stolen sushi | 2 |
| #1396 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #83 | stone wool | 22 |
| #201 | strawberry | 127 |
| #170 | strawberry daiquiri | 27 |
| #504 | strongness elixir | 5 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #310 | stunt nuts | 6 |
| #83 | sweet roll Alabama | 19 |
| #70 | synthetic marrow | 14 |
| #139 | tangerine | 15 |
| #773 | tattered scrap of paper | 1 |
| #3149 | toast | 1 |