| #658 | Ancient Saucehelm | 4 |
| #1221 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #2031 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 5 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #479 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #2648 | Crown of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1053 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #721 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #460 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 16 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #4730 | badass belt | 6 |
| #1501 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #2995 | bottle of goofballs | 5 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #847 | burst hellseal brain | 1 |
| #1591 | can of Binarrrca | 2 |
| #186 | chintzy accordion pin | 3 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #2970 | easter egg balloon | 5 |
| #724 | figurine of a charred seal | 2 |
| #55 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 20 |
| #506 | figurine of a slippery seal | 2 |
| #448 | figurine of a stinking seal | 4 |
| #323 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #689 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #339 | ghost of a necklace | 7 |
| #717 | goth kid t-shirt | 3 |
| #2667 | grue egg | 7 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #456 | linoleum crossbow | 1 |
| #439 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #1302 | old sweatpants | 19 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #220 | punk rock jacket | 1 |
| #1520 | roll of toilet paper | 14 |
| #478 | seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #155 | sealhide snare | 3 |
| #31 | sewing kit | 1 |
| #677 | shredded hellseal hide | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3789 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #241 | unused walkie-talkie | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #174 | wand of pigification | 3 |
| #249 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 5 |
| #177 | yak anorak | 1 |