| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1872 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #400 | Colander of Em-er'il | 6 |
| #2094 | Crown of the Goblin King | 8 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1666 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #1054 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 11 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #3772 | badass belt | 10 |
| #3304 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #292 | broken cellular phone | 11 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #2346 | easter egg balloon | 8 |
| #2835 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1114 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1639 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #1455 | giant discarded plastic fork | 4 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #2344 | grue egg | 9 |
| #478 | iron pasta spoon | 11 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #813 | kneecapping stick | 11 |
| #1978 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #1076 | mafia aria | 11 |
| #199 | menorette | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #31 | penguin shorts | 11 |
| #875 | penguin skin | 11 |
| #30 | penguin skin buckler | 11 |
| #36 | penguin whip | 11 |
| #16 | penguin-smacking club | 11 |
| #17 | penguinskin mini-kilt | 11 |
| #23 | penguinskin mini-skirt | 11 |
| #497 | petrified time | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #723 | scroll of pasta summoning | 11 |
| #32 | severed rocking horse head | 11 |
| #1525 | shiny ring | 10 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2144 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #542 | support cummerbund | 11 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #1227 | yeti fur | 11 |