| #96 | 5-hour acrimony | 4 |
| #58 | Afternoon Delight | 5 |
| #55 | Agitated Turkey | 1 |
| #273 | Alewife™ Ale | 1 |
| #196 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 2 |
| #86 | Ambitious Turkey | 5 |
| #43 | Amnesiac Ale | 1 |
| #67 | Aura Libre | 1 |
| #52 | Aye Aye, Captain | 1 |
| #63 | Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth | 1 |
| #150 | Barulio's bottle | 1 |
| #98 | Beignet Milgranet | 1 |
| #55 | Black Hole | 1 |
| #115 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 69 |
| #567 | Blood Light | 1 |
| #116 | Bowl of Scorpions | 1 |
| #215 | CSA scoutmaster's "water" | 1 |
| #77 | Citrus Crush wine cooler | 1 |
| #33 | Dinsey Whinskey | 1 |
| #234 | Divine | 2 |
| #118 | Green Manalishi | 7 |
| #80 | Ice Island Long Tea | 1 |
| #986 | Imp Ale | 59 |
| #777 | Instant Karma | 4 |
| #963 | Mad Train wine | 34 |
| #73 | Mae West with a fly in it | 5 |
| #489 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 2 |
| #346 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #155 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 1 |
| #1193 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #865 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
| #78 | Orangemageddon wine cooler | 1 |
| #84 | Paint A Vulgar Pitcher | 1 |
| #787 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 2 |
| #1400 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #1021 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 2 |
| #918 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 3 |
| #512 | Typical Tavern swill | 3 |
| #538 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 6 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #441 | a little sump'm sump'm | 4 |
| #294 | accidental cider | 4 |
| #134 | artisanal limoncello | 5 |
| #77 | asbestos thermos | 2 |
| #264 | backwoods screwdriver | 1 |
| #581 | beertini | 2 |
| #82 | beery blood | 1 |
| #726 | bilge wine | 2 |
| #130 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 2 |
| #1032 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #620 | bloody mary | 1 |
| #378 | bottle of Definit | 1 |
| #65 | bottle of Greedy Dog | 1 |
| #335 | bottle of Ooze-O | 1 |
| #214 | bottle of Pete's Sake | 1 |
| #406 | bottle of alcohol | 5 |
| #203 | bottle of cooking sherry | 9 |
| #83 | bottle of fruity "wine" | 1 |
| #874 | bottle of gin | 7 |
| #113 | bottle of laundry sherry | 2 |
| #679 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #733 | bottle of rum | 34 |
| #442 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 9 |
| #1370 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1262 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1021 | bottle of whiskey | 8 |
| #2388 | box of sunshine | 47 |
| #362 | boxed champagne | 1 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #42 | brocolate brogurt | 1 |
| #117 | caipifruta | 1 |
| #71 | can of Drooling Monk | 1 |
| #469 | can of Swiller | 2 |
| #76 | can of the cheapest beer | 1 |
| #1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #374 | cruelty-free wine | 4 |
| #457 | cup of primitive beer | 1 |
| #138 | day-old beer | 1 |
| #92 | dew yoana lei | 1 |
| #982 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
| #194 | dry martini | 2 |
| #598 | eggnog | 30 |
| #130 | electric snakebite | 2 |
| #303 | elven squeeze | 1 |
| #508 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #879 | fine wine | 1 |
| #159 | ghost beer | 1 |
| #274 | gimlet | 1 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #1090 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 21 |
| #1605 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #760 | ice-cold fotie | 12 |
| #78 | lychee chuhai | 1 |
| #236 | mandarina colada | 2 |
| #64 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 6 |
| #478 | margarita | 1 |
| #511 | meat stack | 37 |
| #73 | melon-infused sake | 1 |
| #446 | ocean motion | 2 |
| #110 | overpriced "imported" beer | 2 |
| #163 | painting of a glass of wine | 1 |
| #56 | pixel beer | 1 |
| #101 | plain old beer | 3 |
| #161 | plum wine | 2 |
| #154 | premium malt liquor | 1 |
| #87 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 4 |
| #1075 | really dense meat stack | 4 |
| #164 | red red wine | 1 |
| #125 | red rum | 2 |
| #410 | redrum | 2 |
| #924 | ridiculous cocktail | 1 |
| #154 | salinated mint julep | 3 |
| #335 | sangria | 1 |
| #519 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 3 |
| #511 | shot of orange schnapps | 3 |
| #746 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
| #91 | slap and slap again | 1 |
| #222 | slug of shochu | 1 |
| #198 | slug of vodka | 1 |
| #969 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #372 | spiced rum | 1 |
| #695 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #222 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #125 | tequila sunset | 1 |
| #450 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| #302 | thistle wine | 8 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #4904 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #155 | unflavored wine cooler | 1 |
| #87 | unnamed cocktail | 4 |
| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
| #100 | vodka gibson | 1 |
| #514 | whiskey sour | 2 |
| #1103 | white lightning | 1 |