| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1736 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #36 | Comma Chameleon egg | 2 |
| #1650 | Crown of the Goblin King | 12 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #1141 | Dolphin King's crown | 3 |
| #697 | Elder Turtle Shell | 4 |
| #227 | Elfin shortbread | 4 |
| #77 | Ent cider | 201 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #88 | Knob Goblin visor | 116 |
| #57 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 435 |
| #81 | Mr. Balloon | 2 |
| #991 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 47 |
| #524 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 4 |
| #852 | Rock Pops | 58 |
| #1136 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #526 | Senior Mints | 9 |
| #272 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 18 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #428 | Valentine | 71 |
| #124 | abominable snowcone | 192 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #272 | awful poetry journal | 555 |
| #337 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #1831 | bottle of goofballs | 12 |
| #163 | bow | 3 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #5525 | box of sunshine | 5 |
| #52 | brine | 265 |
| #6 | broken cellular phone | 2,259 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1173 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 7 |
| #570 | candied yams | 16 |
| #619 | candy brain | 3 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1268 | chaos butterfly | 12 |
| #1515 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 2 |
| #697 | cheap toaster | 3 |
| #50 | dill | 487 |
| #1128 | disturbing fanfic | 21 |
| #43 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 33 |
| #793 | drywall axe | 13 |
| #1829 | easter egg balloon | 12 |
| #750 | fake plastic grass | 2 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #2467 | fruitcake | 3 |
| #983 | fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #63 | ghost cucumber | 469 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #661 | giant discarded plastic fork | 14 |
| #1555 | gingerbread bugbear | 10 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #101 | ice stein | 4 |
| #741 | iron pasta spoon | 5 |
| #1300 | kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #77 | mafia aria | 295 |
| #691 | pail | 13 |
| #35 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 19 |
| #972 | piece of wedding cake | 2 |
| #96 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #104 | sequined fez | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #645 | spectral pickle | 12 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #81 | stone turtle | 1 |
| #43 | super-spiky hair gel | 3,200 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #68 | tiny plastic hermit | 34 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1402 | toast | 292 |
| #578 | tofurkey gravy | 15 |
| #533 | tofurkey leg | 16 |
| #111 | tomato daiquiri | 14 |
| #314 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #77 | valuable trinket | 1,425 |
| #64 | vinegar | 471 |
| #122 | wolf mask | 413 |
| #363 | wooden axe | 1 |
| #75 | zombie pineal gland | 44 |