| #1321 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #4296 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1743 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1480 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #36 | Comma Chameleon egg | 2 |
| #1659 | Crown of the Goblin King | 12 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #1139 | Dolphin King's crown | 3 |
| #699 | Elder Turtle Shell | 4 |
| #228 | Elfin shortbread | 4 |
| #77 | Ent cider | 201 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #94 | Knob Goblin visor | 116 |
| #56 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 435 |
| #81 | Mr. Balloon | 2 |
| #989 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 47 |
| #524 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 4 |
| #851 | Rock Pops | 58 |
| #1138 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #527 | Senior Mints | 9 |
| #272 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 18 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #428 | Valentine | 71 |
| #124 | abominable snowcone | 192 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #271 | awful poetry journal | 555 |
| #339 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #1832 | bottle of goofballs | 12 |
| #163 | bow | 3 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #5529 | box of sunshine | 5 |
| #52 | brine | 265 |
| #6 | broken cellular phone | 2,259 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1177 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 7 |
| #570 | candied yams | 16 |
| #620 | candy brain | 3 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1270 | chaos butterfly | 12 |
| #1514 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 2 |
| #698 | cheap toaster | 3 |
| #50 | dill | 487 |
| #1128 | disturbing fanfic | 21 |
| #44 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 33 |
| #794 | drywall axe | 13 |
| #1828 | easter egg balloon | 12 |
| #749 | fake plastic grass | 2 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #2467 | fruitcake | 3 |
| #981 | fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #63 | ghost cucumber | 469 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #664 | giant discarded plastic fork | 14 |
| #1556 | gingerbread bugbear | 10 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #100 | ice stein | 4 |
| #741 | iron pasta spoon | 5 |
| #1300 | kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #76 | mafia aria | 295 |
| #694 | pail | 13 |
| #36 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 19 |
| #974 | piece of wedding cake | 2 |
| #95 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
| #2037 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #104 | sequined fez | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #644 | spectral pickle | 12 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #81 | stone turtle | 1 |
| #43 | super-spiky hair gel | 3,200 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #68 | tiny plastic hermit | 34 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1403 | toast | 292 |
| #579 | tofurkey gravy | 15 |
| #535 | tofurkey leg | 16 |
| #112 | tomato daiquiri | 14 |
| #316 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #77 | valuable trinket | 1,425 |
| #64 | vinegar | 471 |
| #122 | wolf mask | 413 |
| #365 | wooden axe | 1 |
| #76 | zombie pineal gland | 44 |