| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #18 | 17-ball | 1 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #19 | Brimstone Boxers | 2 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #29 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 2 |
| #54 | Chester's bag of candy | 2 |
| #53 | Chester's cutoffs | 2 |
| #30 | Chester's moustache | 3 |
| #13 | Chester's muscle shirt | 3 |
| #91 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #24 | Children's Meal of the Damned | 1 |
| #481 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #12 | Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #8 | Crimbo pants | 1 |
| #96 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #11 | Crimbo sword | 1 |
| #83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #64 | Frosty's carrot | 2 |
| #57 | Frosty's nailbat | 2 |
| #33 | Frosty's old silk hat | 3 |
| #9 | Frosty's snowball sack | 4 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #85 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #337 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| 🥇 | Grimacite gasmask | 1 |
| #12 | Hodgman's almanac | 3 |
| #119 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #8 | Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat | 1 |
| #26 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 2 |
| #14 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 4 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #18 | Hodgman's metal detector | 2 |
| #50 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 2 |
| #110 | Kiss the Knob apron | 1 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #23 | Mr. Eh? | 1 |
| #54 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 2 |
| #17 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 3 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #15 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 4 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #49 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 2 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #34 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 2 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #250 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 14 |
| #12 | Platinum Yendorian Express Card | 1 |
| #476 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Deepest Freeze | 1 |
| #21 | Wand of Oscus | 4 |
| #348 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #50 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 2 |
| #19 | Zombo's shield | 4 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #23 | Zombo's skull ring | 2 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #433 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #819 | banana-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #110 | barskin cloak | 1 |
| #167 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #28 | battered old top-hat | 1 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| #459 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #3785 | box of sunshine | 16 |
| #590 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #56 | chamoisole | 1 |
| #633 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #202 | clownskin harness | 1 |
| #1026 | club necklace | 7 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| 🥇 | comfy coffin | 5,384 |
| #29 | crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #27 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
| #164 | demonskin jacket | 1 |
| #426 | diamond necklace | 15 |
| #109 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #399 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #200 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
| #324 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #268 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #428 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #12 | gasmask | 1 |
| #78 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #209 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #102 | gnauga hide vest | 1 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #368 | grungy flannel shirt | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #1409 | heart necklace | 5 |
| #147 | hipposkin poncho | 1 |
| #19 | hobo dungarees | 1 |
| #71 | hobo fortress blueprints | 2 |
| #4 | hobo stogie | 9 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #205 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 3 |
| #20 | mostly rat-hide leggings | 1 |
| 🥇 | mullet wig | 135,030 |
| #31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
| #7 | origami pasties | 1 |
| #473 | pack of KWE trading card | 7 |
| #239 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #457 | pink glowstick | 5 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #214 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #309 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
| #698 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 11 |
| #1291 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 6 |
| #677 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 11 |
| #1484 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 5 |
| #156 | safety vest | 1 |
| #308 | sandwich of the gods | 14 |
| #116 | sea salt scrubs | 1 |
| #32 | shapeless wide-brimmed hat | 1 |
| #122 | shark jumper | 1 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #478 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #787 | spade necklace | 9 |
| #798 | stainless steel scarf | 4 |
| #400 | stainless steel shillelagh | 10 |
| #310 | stainless steel skullcap | 9 |
| #564 | stainless steel slacks | 7 |
| #417 | stainless steel solitaire | 7 |
| #505 | stainless steel suspenders | 8 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #1266 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 39 |
| #177 | stuffed Hodgman | 2 |
| #1589 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 32 |
| #71 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 3 |
| #1086 | stuffed alien blob | 6 |
| #1153 | stuffed angry cow | 44 |
| #1227 | stuffed astral badger | 42 |
| #1146 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 45 |
| #382 | stuffed can of asparagus | 11 |
| #1084 | stuffed cocoabo | 44 |
| #471 | stuffed dodecapede | 9 |
| #1170 | stuffed doppelshifter | 8 |
| #1204 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 42 |
| #1134 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 45 |
| #225 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 9 |
| #2498 | stuffed gray blob | 2 |
| #1362 | stuffed hand turkey | 38 |
| #2073 | stuffed mind flayer | 25 |
| #1154 | stuffed ninja snowman | 2 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #1795 | stuffed scary death orb | 29 |
| #221 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 89 |
| #1436 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 36 |
| #1142 | stuffed snowy owl | 43 |
| #1667 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 31 |
| #99 | stuffed stab bat | 3 |
| #1042 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 47 |
| #1252 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 41 |
| #36 | stuffed yeti | 10 |
| #322 | stuffed zmobie | 3 |
| #118 | sugar shirt | 1 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #17 | tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| 🥈 | tiny plastic blooper | 12,151 |
| #67 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #183 | tuxedo shirt | 1 |
| #667 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #669 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | webbed comic mask | 1 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #122 | white snakeskin duster | 1 |
| #176 | yak anorak | 1 |
| #439 | yellow glowstick | 3 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |