| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #534 | Angelhair Culottes | 2 |
| #530 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 2 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #1871 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #19 | Cold Stone of Hatred | 1 |
| #136 | Cosmic Calorie | 31 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #212 | Freddy Kruegerand | 8 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #12 | Girdle of Hatred | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #300 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 51 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #17 | Lens of Hatred | 1 |
| #2139 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 7 |
| #14 | Mer-kin scholar mask | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin scholar tailpiece | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #15 | Pantaloons of Hatred | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #40 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 137 |
| #10 | Space Trip safety headphones | 1 |
| #20 | Staff of Simmering Hatred | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #855 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 4 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #70 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 175 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| 🥈 | Uncle Crimbo's hat | 1 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #69 | Xiblaxian 5D printer | 1 |
| #101 | aerated diving helmet | 2 |
| #21 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 10 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #4410 | badass belt | 7 |
| #137 | blue class ring | 29 |
| #2725 | bottle of goofballs | 6 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| 🥇 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #201 | bunny liver | 41 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #130 | crystalline cheer | 823 |
| #49 | damp old wallet | 2 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #635 | empty agua de vida bottle | 164 |
| #358 | fat loot token | 2 |
| #48 | fishy pipe | 1 |
| #25 | gloomy black mushroom | 398 |
| #310 | green clay bead | 32 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #127 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #117 | mime army rations | 3 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #205 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| 🥇 | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #394 | old sweatpants | 184 |
| #29 | ornate picture frame | 110 |
| #267 | pink clay bead | 64 |
| #242 | purple clay bead | 15 |
| #224 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #135 | red class ring | 129 |
| #137 | reflection of a map | 4 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2224 | spectre scepter | 7 |
| #748 | torn hellseal sinew | 1 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #144 | white class ring | 75 |