| #236 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 1 |
| #447 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 2 |
| #170 | Cloaca Cola Polar | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1898 | Crimbuck | 56 |
| #13 | Dinsey Maintenance Manual | 1 |
| #5 | Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic | 1,000 |
| #167 | FunFunds™ | 1 |
| #263 | Game Grid token | 1 |
| #180 | GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine | 1 |
| #42 | Jerks' Health™ Magazine | 1 |
| #829 | Knob Goblin steroids | 2 |
| #108 | LCD game: Garbage River | 1 |
| #696 | Meleegra™ pills | 8 |
| #366 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #385 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #377 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #324 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #312 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #316 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #208 | Squat-Thrust Magazine | 1 |
| #80 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#1) | 1 |
| #72 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1) | 1 |
| #80 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2) | 1 |
| #72 | Steam Card: Meteoid (#1) | 1 |
| #86 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#1) | 1 |
| #79 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#2) | 1 |
| #62 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#3) | 1 |
| #851 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #787 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 2 |
| #1400 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1398 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 2 |
| #1242 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #19 | Trash, a Memoir | 1 |
| #103 | Volcoino | 1 |
| #40 | Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife | 1 |
| #285 | alien drugs | 1 |
| #167 | bone abacus | 1 |
| #3302 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| #113 | breakfast mess | 49 |
| #102 | confiscated comic book | 1 |
| #138 | crazy hobo notebook | 2 |
| #538 | dense meat stack | 67 |
| #76 | exotic travel brochure | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #196 | future drug: Coolscaline | 1 |
| #187 | future drug: Muscularactum | 1 |
| #190 | future drug: Smartinex | 1 |
| #102 | grim fairy tale | 1 |
| #146 | handful of tips | 2 |
| #287 | huge gold coin | 1 |
| #34 | miniature power pill | 1 |
| #197 | neurostim pill | 1 |
| #957 | pile of candy | 2 |
| #508 | pile of gold coins | 1 |
| #195 | pill cup | 1 |
| #119 | pirate brochure | 1 |
| #97 | pixel coin | 1 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #159 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #72 | pixel shield | 1 |
| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #58 | power pill | 1 |
| #144 | red book | 1 |
| #279 | sensitive poetry journal | 1 |
| #3095 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #1509 | valuable trinket | 18 |
| #70 | yellow pixel | 11 |