Saltyman

RankItemQuantity
#3385-Alarm Saucepan1
#2232Ancient Saucehelm1
#1538Angry Farmer candy9
#924Boris's ring1
#2465Colander of Em-er'il1
#3211Crown of the Goblin King3
#2663Disco 'Fro Pick1
#456Disco Banjo1
#1789El Sombrero De Lopez1
#2385Elder Turtle Shell1
#724Lord of the Flies-sized fries4
#437Mace of the Tortoise1
#294Pasta Spoon of Peril1
#648Rock and Roll Legend1
#849Tasty Fun Good rice candy34
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#1954Wint-O-Fresh mint1
#1024Yummy Tummy bean157
#602anticheese5
#186baconstone earring1
#262baconstone ring1
#5056badass belt5
#27basic meat spork14
#1833bottle of goofballs12
#57candied yam pinky ring1
#54clockwork rings1
#198disco ball276
#338disco mask110
#1057disturbing fanfic28
#229eXtreme nose ring1
#3268easter egg balloon4
#303fez of etymology1
#3141grue egg5
#198hamethyst earring1
#263hamethyst ring1
#401handsomeness potion3
#361helmet turtle139
#829herb brownies7
#356herbs58
#558hypodermic needle2
#564jabañero-flavored chewing gum10
#796lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum5
#714mariachi pants12
#350patchouli incense stick52
#648pickle-flavored chewing gum8
#181plexiglass pocketwatch1
#187porquoise eyebrow ring1
#251porquoise ring1
#250ravioli hat132
#369ring of adornment1
#1131ring of aggravate monster1
#353ring of cold resistance1
#376ring of conflict1
#341ring of gain strength1
#1135ring of half-assed regeneration1
#414ring of increase damage1
#173ring setting1
#343saucepan141
#566seal tooth15
#867seal-clubbing club16
#1393shiny ring12
#661spooky shrunken head7
#911stolen accordion19
#815tamarind-flavored chewing gum5
#1216thin black candle12
#1058tiny plastic Cheshire bat17
#3080tiny plastic Crimbo elf2
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2899tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#2948tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#587tiny plastic accordion thief8
#993tiny plastic angry goat18
#1001tiny plastic baby gravy fairy18
#571tiny plastic barrrnacle29
#549tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar8
#669tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball25
#560tiny plastic cocoabo30
#441tiny plastic coffee pixie35
#393tiny plastic disco bandit11
#514tiny plastic fuzzy dice31
#389tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick39
#615tiny plastic ghuol whelp27
#513tiny plastic grue31
#845tiny plastic hermit6
#491tiny plastic howling balloon monkey33
#913tiny plastic killer bee19
#764tiny plastic leprechaun23
#582tiny plastic levitating potato29
#678tiny plastic mosquito25
#480tiny plastic pastamancer9
#625tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime27
#435tiny plastic sauceror10
#502tiny plastic seal clubber9
#885tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton20
#656tiny plastic stab bat26
#632tiny plastic star starfish26
#2899tiny plastic sweet nutcracker2
#531tiny plastic turtle tamer9
#2552toast26
#178tortoise's blessing16
#1417turtle totem5
#690wad of dough21
#1011white lightning2

Wow, that's 2,028 items total!

what items are this player missing?