| #337 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1538 | Angry Farmer candy | 9 |
| #925 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #3208 | Crown of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #455 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #724 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 4 |
| #438 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #647 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #849 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 34 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1955 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #1025 | Yummy Tummy bean | 157 |
| #601 | anticheese | 5 |
| #185 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #5055 | badass belt | 5 |
| #27 | basic meat spork | 14 |
| #1832 | bottle of goofballs | 12 |
| #57 | candied yam pinky ring | 1 |
| #54 | clockwork rings | 1 |
| #198 | disco ball | 276 |
| #336 | disco mask | 110 |
| #1057 | disturbing fanfic | 28 |
| #229 | eXtreme nose ring | 1 |
| #3267 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #3140 | grue egg | 5 |
| #198 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #263 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #400 | handsomeness potion | 3 |
| #359 | helmet turtle | 139 |
| #829 | herb brownies | 7 |
| #356 | herbs | 58 |
| #559 | hypodermic needle | 2 |
| #566 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 10 |
| #796 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 5 |
| #714 | mariachi pants | 12 |
| #350 | patchouli incense stick | 52 |
| #650 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 8 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #186 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #247 | ravioli hat | 132 |
| #367 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #1130 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #352 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #341 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #414 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #173 | ring setting | 1 |
| #343 | saucepan | 141 |
| #567 | seal tooth | 15 |
| #865 | seal-clubbing club | 16 |
| #1393 | shiny ring | 12 |
| #661 | spooky shrunken head | 7 |
| #909 | stolen accordion | 19 |
| #816 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 5 |
| #1216 | thin black candle | 12 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 17 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #586 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 8 |
| #991 | tiny plastic angry goat | 18 |
| #1000 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 18 |
| #571 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 29 |
| #548 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 8 |
| #669 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 25 |
| #558 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 30 |
| #440 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 35 |
| #392 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 11 |
| #513 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 31 |
| #388 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 39 |
| #614 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 27 |
| #513 | tiny plastic grue | 31 |
| #845 | tiny plastic hermit | 6 |
| #491 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 33 |
| #912 | tiny plastic killer bee | 19 |
| #764 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 23 |
| #581 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 29 |
| #678 | tiny plastic mosquito | 25 |
| #479 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 9 |
| #623 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 27 |
| #435 | tiny plastic sauceror | 10 |
| #501 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 9 |
| #884 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 20 |
| #656 | tiny plastic stab bat | 26 |
| #632 | tiny plastic star starfish | 26 |
| #2893 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #529 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 9 |
| #2545 | toast | 26 |
| #178 | tortoise's blessing | 16 |
| #1414 | turtle totem | 5 |
| #690 | wad of dough | 21 |
| #1010 | white lightning | 2 |