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| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #625 | Imp Ale | 186 |
| #1425 | Mad Train wine | 6 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
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| #395 | a little sump'm sump'm | 5 |
| #451 | aspirin | 2 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #352 | beertini | 5 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #368 | bloody beer | 30 |
| #317 | bloody mary | 5 |
| #515 | bottle of gin | 27 |
| #427 | bottle of rum | 108 |
| #344 | bottle of tequila | 75 |
| #209 | bottle of vodka | 115 |
| #802 | bottle of whiskey | 18 |
| #946 | boxed wine | 6 |
| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
| #77 | calle de miel | 29 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #381 | cherry | 7 |
| #123 | chocolate spurs | 6 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1623 | dill | 1 |
| #704 | doll house | 6 |
| #80 | dry martini | 14 |
| #133 | dry vodka martini | 3 |
| #174 | ducha de oro | 10 |
| #1555 | eggnog | 6 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #253 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #296 | evil golden arch | 35 |
| #197 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 15 |
| #600 | felt | 15 |
| #362 | fermenting powder | 2 |
| #376 | fine wine | 13 |
| #425 | flaming crutch | 11 |
| #124 | fuzzbump | 38 |
| #2410 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #850 | googly eye | 14 |
| #316 | grapes | 23 |
| #431 | green beer | 30 |
| #80 | grog | 41 |
| #55 | horizontal tango | 57 |
| #175 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1,374 |
| #498 | ice-cold Willer | 79 |
| #536 | ice-cold fotie | 27 |
| #752 | ice-cold six-pack | 5 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #345 | lead necklace | 27 |
| #746 | lemon | 18 |
| #566 | length of string | 20 |
| #1135 | loaded serum blowgun | 3 |
| #216 | magnifying glass | 3 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #82 | margarita | 41 |
| #223 | martini | 15 |
| #130 | monkey wrench | 17 |
| #136 | moonglasses | 5 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #55 | ocean motion | 84 |
| #494 | olive | 11 |
| #776 | orange | 3 |
| #132 | palm-frond toupee | 5 |
| #320 | papaya | 62 |
| #177 | papaya sling | 10 |
| #202 | papaya slung | 9 |
| #76 | perpendicular hula | 40 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #90 | pink pony | 55 |
| #564 | prosthetic forehead | 2 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #86 | rockin' wagon | 39 |
| #135 | roll in the hay | 38 |
| #108 | rum and cola | 24 |
| #183 | salty dog | 205 |
| #233 | salty slug | 7 |
| #335 | sangria | 1 |
| #99 | screwdriver | 31 |
| #241 | shot of flower schnapps | 2 |
| #371 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 7 |
| #383 | shot of orange schnapps | 7 |
| #361 | shot of tomato schnapps | 8 |
| #154 | slap and tickle | 22 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #78 | slip 'n' slide | 47 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #44 | spiced rum | 26 |
| #415 | star | 89 |
| #265 | strawberry | 85 |
| #251 | strawberry daiquiri | 13 |
| #123 | strawberry wine | 18 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #1401 | stuffing | 5 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #148 | tequila sunrise | 12 |
| #87 | tequila with training wheels | 18 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #122 | tiny knife and fork | 5 |
| #110 | tiny maracas | 7 |
| #321 | tiny ninja sword | 3 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #6159 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #6119 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #4800 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #6150 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6119 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #6186 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #1877 | toast | 124 |
| #640 | tomato daiquiri | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #607 | toy wheel | 15 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1488 | vinegar | 3 |
| #514 | vodka and cranberry | 2 |
| #38 | vodka martini | 201 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #312 | whiskey and cola | 6 |
| #411 | whiskey and soda | 1 |
| #426 | whiskey sour | 3 |
| #567 | white Canadian | 3 |
| #827 | white lightning | 4 |
| #107 | wine spritzer | 11 |
| #629 | wooden block | 4 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #406 | wussiness potion | 30 |
| #1781 | yo-yo | 4 |