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| #1732 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #628 | Imp Ale | 186 |
| #1426 | Mad Train wine | 6 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #10 | Unionize The Elves sign | 2 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #397 | a little sump'm sump'm | 5 |
| #451 | aspirin | 2 |
| #2042 | ball | 1 |
| #355 | beertini | 5 |
| #1065 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #370 | bloody beer | 30 |
| #319 | bloody mary | 5 |
| #517 | bottle of gin | 27 |
| #426 | bottle of rum | 108 |
| #343 | bottle of tequila | 75 |
| #208 | bottle of vodka | 115 |
| #803 | bottle of whiskey | 18 |
| #946 | boxed wine | 6 |
| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
| #78 | calle de miel | 29 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #383 | cherry | 7 |
| #123 | chocolate spurs | 6 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1622 | dill | 1 |
| #705 | doll house | 6 |
| #80 | dry martini | 14 |
| #134 | dry vodka martini | 3 |
| #175 | ducha de oro | 10 |
| #1554 | eggnog | 6 |
| #871 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #255 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #296 | evil golden arch | 35 |
| #198 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 15 |
| #601 | felt | 15 |
| #366 | fermenting powder | 2 |
| #376 | fine wine | 13 |
| #426 | flaming crutch | 11 |
| #125 | fuzzbump | 38 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #850 | googly eye | 14 |
| #318 | grapes | 23 |
| #431 | green beer | 30 |
| #80 | grog | 41 |
| #56 | horizontal tango | 57 |
| #176 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1,374 |
| #497 | ice-cold Willer | 79 |
| #537 | ice-cold fotie | 27 |
| #754 | ice-cold six-pack | 5 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #346 | lead necklace | 27 |
| #743 | lemon | 18 |
| #566 | length of string | 20 |
| #1135 | loaded serum blowgun | 3 |
| #216 | magnifying glass | 3 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #83 | margarita | 41 |
| #223 | martini | 15 |
| #130 | monkey wrench | 17 |
| #136 | moonglasses | 5 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #56 | ocean motion | 84 |
| #495 | olive | 11 |
| #777 | orange | 3 |
| #132 | palm-frond toupee | 5 |
| #320 | papaya | 62 |
| #178 | papaya sling | 10 |
| #203 | papaya slung | 9 |
| #76 | perpendicular hula | 40 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #91 | pink pony | 55 |
| #564 | prosthetic forehead | 2 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #85 | rockin' wagon | 39 |
| #136 | roll in the hay | 38 |
| #111 | rum and cola | 24 |
| #184 | salty dog | 205 |
| #234 | salty slug | 7 |
| #336 | sangria | 1 |
| #99 | screwdriver | 31 |
| #243 | shot of flower schnapps | 2 |
| #373 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 7 |
| #384 | shot of orange schnapps | 7 |
| #363 | shot of tomato schnapps | 8 |
| #154 | slap and tickle | 22 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #79 | slip 'n' slide | 47 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #44 | spiced rum | 26 |
| #415 | star | 89 |
| #265 | strawberry | 85 |
| #251 | strawberry daiquiri | 13 |
| #124 | strawberry wine | 18 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #1401 | stuffing | 5 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #148 | tequila sunrise | 12 |
| #90 | tequila with training wheels | 18 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #122 | tiny knife and fork | 5 |
| #110 | tiny maracas | 7 |
| #321 | tiny ninja sword | 3 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #6121 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #4809 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #4811 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6132 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #1767 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #6200 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #6128 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #1887 | toast | 124 |
| #641 | tomato daiquiri | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #607 | toy wheel | 15 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #525 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1488 | vinegar | 3 |
| #515 | vodka and cranberry | 2 |
| #40 | vodka martini | 201 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |
| #314 | whiskey and cola | 6 |
| #411 | whiskey and soda | 1 |
| #425 | whiskey sour | 3 |
| #569 | white Canadian | 3 |
| #827 | white lightning | 4 |
| #107 | wine spritzer | 11 |
| #629 | wooden block | 4 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #406 | wussiness potion | 30 |
| #1780 | yo-yo | 4 |