| #52 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 11 |
| #1149 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1204 | awful poetry journal | 15 |
| #2128 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #121 | black gold | 5 |
| #826 | bone chips | 4 |
| #744 | burst hellseal brain | 2 |
| #752 | commemorative war stein | 2 |
| #42 | decomposed boot | 68 |
| #470 | delicious salad | 106 |
| #322 | effluvious emerald | 3 |
| #90 | eldritch ichor | 19 |
| #185 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 79 |
| #626 | friendly cheez blob | 4 |
| #753 | glowing red eye | 6 |
| #100 | guitar pick | 65 |
| #392 | handful of confetti | 98 |
| #133 | haunted bindle | 1 |
| #74 | hermit factoid | 5 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #48 | leather bookmark | 42 |
| #127 | negative lump | 908 |
| #2137 | roll of toilet paper | 2 |
| #344 | shredded hellseal hide | 12 |
| #171 | slime convention swag bag | 3 |
| #1029 | stick | 1 |
| #1333 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #1118 | sunken chest | 2 |
| #401 | tawdry amethyst | 1 |
| #1434 | theoretical string | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #792 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #68 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #110 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #102 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #1281 | toast | 363 |
| #313 | torn hellseal sinew | 14 |
| #216 | unearthly onyx | 4 |
| #968 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #680 | useless powder | 120 |