| #50 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 11 |
| #1139 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1205 | awful poetry journal | 15 |
| #2122 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #121 | black gold | 5 |
| #828 | bone chips | 4 |
| #741 | burst hellseal brain | 2 |
| #749 | commemorative war stein | 2 |
| #42 | decomposed boot | 68 |
| #471 | delicious salad | 106 |
| #322 | effluvious emerald | 3 |
| #87 | eldritch ichor | 19 |
| #184 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 79 |
| #622 | friendly cheez blob | 4 |
| #754 | glowing red eye | 6 |
| #101 | guitar pick | 65 |
| #383 | handful of confetti | 98 |
| #133 | haunted bindle | 1 |
| #73 | hermit factoid | 5 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #48 | leather bookmark | 42 |
| #125 | negative lump | 908 |
| #2133 | roll of toilet paper | 2 |
| #341 | shredded hellseal hide | 12 |
| #171 | slime convention swag bag | 3 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #1119 | sunken chest | 2 |
| #401 | tawdry amethyst | 1 |
| #1434 | theoretical string | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #779 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #107 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #1280 | toast | 363 |
| #310 | torn hellseal sinew | 14 |
| #214 | unearthly onyx | 4 |
| #959 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #680 | useless powder | 120 |