| #167 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 6 |
| #39 | Batfellow comic | 5 |
| #18 | Brain Food Pastaco | 3 |
| #36 | Cool Brunch Pastaco | 1 |
| 🥉 | Crimbo Carol tattoo kit | 10 |
| 🥉 | Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit | 10 |
| #6 | Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit | 10 |
| #192 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 14 |
| #16 | Crimbo stockings | 1 |
| #24 | Energy Buzz Pastaco | 1 |
| #41 | Eye and a Twist | 1 |
| #361 | Instant Karma | 20 |
| #12 | January's Garbage Tote (unopened) | 2 |
| #105 | Liam's mail | 3 |
| #37 | MayDay™ contract | 1 |
| #23 | Medical Pastaco | 1 |
| #103 | Mr. Screege's spectacles | 6 |
| #17 | New-You Club Membership Form | 1 |
| #26 | Our Daily Candles™ order form | 1 |
| #1599 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #26 | Pocket Meteor Guide | 1 |
| #18 | Rethinking Candy | 2 |
| #52 | Rock Garden Guide | 1 |
| #47 | S.I.T. Course Voucher | 1 |
| #26 | Satan hat | 1 |
| #16 | Spacegate access badge | 1 |
| #87 | Spookyraven signet | 12 |
| #25 | Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco | 2 |
| #33 | Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco | 1 |
| #728 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 3 |
| #451 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 9 |
| #503 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #316 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #276 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 5 |
| #378 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 23 |
| #93 | Unfortunato's foolscap | 5 |
| #633 | anniversary gift box | 6 |
| #31 | bottled Vampire Vintner | 1 |
| #45 | box of Gratitude chocolates | 2 |
| #3066 | box of sunshine | 27 |
| #110 | burnt snowpants | 4 |
| 🥉 | candy necktie | 495 |
| #214 | catgut taco | 1 |
| #539 | chorizo taco | 4 |
| #72 | closed-circuit phone system | 1 |
| #44 | combat lover's locket lockbox | 1 |
| #23 | corked genie bottle | 2 |
| #80 | cursed monkey glove | 1 |
| #49 | designer sweatpants (new old stock) | 1 |
| #17 | disconnected intergnat | 1 |
| #72 | donated booze | 306 |
| #100 | donated candy | 171 |
| #121 | donated food | 155 |
| #1481 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #94 | fleshy lump | 6 |
| #80 | frigid derringer | 17 |
| #16 | fruit bat | 1 |
| #169 | goat cheese taco | 1 |
| 🥉 | government booze shipment | 23 |
| 🥉 | government candy shipment | 38 |
| 🥉 | government food shipment | 25 |
| #35 | grey gosling | 1 |
| #17 | hand-crafted candy cane | 1 |
| #70 | haunted bindle | 16 |
| #6 | headhunter necktie | 882 |
| 🥉 | heat-resistant necktie | 272 |
| #892 | hemp string | 1 |
| #130 | jumping bean taco | 1 |
| #9 | locked mumming trunk | 2 |
| 🥇 | overflowing gift basket | 1 |
| #35 | packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet | 1 |
| #41 | packaged June cleaver | 1 |
| #54 | packaged Jurassic Parka | 1 |
| #38 | packaged backup camera | 1 |
| #51 | packaged cold medicine cabinet | 1 |
| #25 | packaged familiar scrapbook | 1 |
| #25 | packaged industrial fire extinguisher | 1 |
| #26 | packaged miniature crystal ball | 1 |
| #56 | packaged model train set | 1 |
| #9 | pantogram | 2 |
| #536 | papaya taco | 1 |
| #688 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #323 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
| #17 | poncho de azucar | 1 |
| #25 | power seed | 1 |
| #150 | pr0n taco | 2 |
| #845 | quantum taco | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #154 | royal jelly taco | 2 |
| #1524 | sandwich of the gods | 3 |
| #26 | shortest-order cook | 1 |
| #64 | shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog | 1 |
| #64 | shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo | 1 |
| #77 | sleeping patriotic eagle | 1 |
| #297 | slime convention swag bag | 1 |
| #87 | smoldering bagel punch | 7 |
| #19 | snowpack | 1 |
| #105 | standards and practices guide | 6 |
| #2227 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 9 |
| #6292 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #4240 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 9 |
| #2145 | stuffed Meat | 10 |
| #6269 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #4929 | stuffed astral badger | 7 |
| #5769 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #577 | stuffed can of asparagus | 5 |
| #6847 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #6369 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5334 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 6 |
| #5291 | stuffed hand turkey | 6 |
| #1618 | stuffed key | 16 |
| #7005 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #2263 | stuffed mink | 8 |
| #2314 | stuffed monocle | 8 |
| #6374 | stuffed scary death orb | 4 |
| #1123 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 18 |
| #6196 | stuffed snowy owl | 4 |
| #4586 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #6924 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #2914 | stuffed teddy butler | 2 |
| #2472 | stuffed tin of caviar | 6 |
| #1627 | stuffed treasure chest | 16 |
| #7014 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #59 | suspicious stocking | 1 |
| #16 | tinsel orb | 1 |
| #82 | tofu taco | 2 |
| #23 | topiary necktie | 1 |
| #34 | undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella | 1 |
| #35 | undrilled cosmic bowling ball | 1 |
| #43 | unopened tiny stillsuit | 1 |
| #184 | water pipe bomb | 420 |
| #18 | xo-skeleton-in-a-box | 1 |