| #170 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 6 |
| #39 | Batfellow comic | 5 |
| #18 | Brain Food Pastaco | 3 |
| #36 | Cool Brunch Pastaco | 1 |
| 🥉 | Crimbo Carol tattoo kit | 10 |
| 🥉 | Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit | 10 |
| #6 | Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit | 10 |
| #197 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 14 |
| #17 | Crimbo stockings | 1 |
| #26 | Energy Buzz Pastaco | 1 |
| #42 | Eye and a Twist | 1 |
| #363 | Instant Karma | 20 |
| #12 | January's Garbage Tote (unopened) | 2 |
| #107 | Liam's mail | 3 |
| #37 | MayDay™ contract | 1 |
| #24 | Medical Pastaco | 1 |
| #105 | Mr. Screege's spectacles | 6 |
| #16 | New-You Club Membership Form | 1 |
| #25 | Our Daily Candles™ order form | 1 |
| #1601 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #26 | Pocket Meteor Guide | 1 |
| #18 | Rethinking Candy | 2 |
| #49 | Rock Garden Guide | 1 |
| #48 | S.I.T. Course Voucher | 1 |
| #26 | Satan hat | 1 |
| #15 | Spacegate access badge | 1 |
| #86 | Spookyraven signet | 12 |
| #25 | Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco | 2 |
| #34 | Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco | 1 |
| #728 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 3 |
| #453 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 9 |
| #509 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #321 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #278 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 5 |
| #387 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 23 |
| #94 | Unfortunato's foolscap | 5 |
| #634 | anniversary gift box | 6 |
| #30 | bottled Vampire Vintner | 1 |
| #50 | box of Gratitude chocolates | 2 |
| #3072 | box of sunshine | 27 |
| #109 | burnt snowpants | 4 |
| 🥉 | candy necktie | 495 |
| #215 | catgut taco | 1 |
| #539 | chorizo taco | 4 |
| #71 | closed-circuit phone system | 1 |
| #42 | combat lover's locket lockbox | 1 |
| #22 | corked genie bottle | 2 |
| #83 | cursed monkey glove | 1 |
| #47 | designer sweatpants (new old stock) | 1 |
| #17 | disconnected intergnat | 1 |
| #72 | donated booze | 306 |
| #102 | donated candy | 171 |
| #124 | donated food | 155 |
| #1481 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #93 | fleshy lump | 6 |
| #80 | frigid derringer | 17 |
| #17 | fruit bat | 1 |
| #170 | goat cheese taco | 1 |
| 🥉 | government booze shipment | 23 |
| 🥉 | government candy shipment | 38 |
| 🥉 | government food shipment | 25 |
| #35 | grey gosling | 1 |
| #17 | hand-crafted candy cane | 1 |
| #70 | haunted bindle | 16 |
| #6 | headhunter necktie | 882 |
| 🥉 | heat-resistant necktie | 272 |
| #892 | hemp string | 1 |
| #130 | jumping bean taco | 1 |
| #10 | locked mumming trunk | 2 |
| 🥇 | overflowing gift basket | 1 |
| #34 | packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet | 1 |
| #41 | packaged June cleaver | 1 |
| #55 | packaged Jurassic Parka | 1 |
| #38 | packaged backup camera | 1 |
| #48 | packaged cold medicine cabinet | 1 |
| #25 | packaged familiar scrapbook | 1 |
| #25 | packaged industrial fire extinguisher | 1 |
| #26 | packaged miniature crystal ball | 1 |
| #55 | packaged model train set | 1 |
| #9 | pantogram | 2 |
| #537 | papaya taco | 1 |
| #688 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #323 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
| #18 | poncho de azucar | 1 |
| #25 | power seed | 1 |
| #149 | pr0n taco | 2 |
| #845 | quantum taco | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #155 | royal jelly taco | 2 |
| #1528 | sandwich of the gods | 3 |
| #25 | shortest-order cook | 1 |
| #62 | shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog | 1 |
| #63 | shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo | 1 |
| #76 | sleeping patriotic eagle | 1 |
| #298 | slime convention swag bag | 1 |
| #87 | smoldering bagel punch | 7 |
| #19 | snowpack | 1 |
| #103 | standards and practices guide | 6 |
| #2235 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 9 |
| #6298 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #4247 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 9 |
| #2147 | stuffed Meat | 10 |
| #6275 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #4937 | stuffed astral badger | 7 |
| #5775 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #578 | stuffed can of asparagus | 5 |
| #6852 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #6376 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5341 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 6 |
| #5292 | stuffed hand turkey | 6 |
| #1622 | stuffed key | 16 |
| #7008 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #2268 | stuffed mink | 8 |
| #2322 | stuffed monocle | 8 |
| #6377 | stuffed scary death orb | 4 |
| #1124 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 18 |
| #6202 | stuffed snowy owl | 4 |
| #4593 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #6930 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #2934 | stuffed teddy butler | 2 |
| #2480 | stuffed tin of caviar | 6 |
| #1630 | stuffed treasure chest | 16 |
| #7022 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #58 | suspicious stocking | 1 |
| #17 | tinsel orb | 1 |
| #82 | tofu taco | 2 |
| #24 | topiary necktie | 1 |
| #32 | undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella | 1 |
| #33 | undrilled cosmic bowling ball | 1 |
| #42 | unopened tiny stillsuit | 1 |
| #183 | water pipe bomb | 420 |
| #18 | xo-skeleton-in-a-box | 1 |