| #578 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 2 |
| #568 | ASCII shirt | 2 |
| #386 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 3 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #96 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 90 |
| #731 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #495 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 4 |
| #230 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #462 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 2 |
| #245 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #626 | Summer Nights | 2 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #214 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #658 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #970 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1242 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #611 | Travels with Jerry | 2 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #80 | Woldo trading card | 2 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #642 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1475 | black striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #1328 | blue paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1369 | blue striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #442 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 9 |
| #1296 | brine | 2 |
| #128 | briny vinegar | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #292 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 21 |
| #2492 | club necklace | 2 |
| #72 | coconut bikini top | 3 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #311 | comfy coffin | 4 |
| #570 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #444 | cup of infinite pencils | 2 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #379 | decaying goldfish liver | 10 |
| #2464 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #1257 | dill | 9 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #398 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #741 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #33 | filthy hippy poncho | 28 |
| #497 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #105 | flaming mushroom wine | 4 |
| #169 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
| #268 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #444 | frayed rope belt | 2 |
| #561 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #462 | gator skin | 7 |
| #1080 | ghost cucumber | 25 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #77 | ghostly pickling solution | 2 |
| #366 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #429 | goth kid t-shirt | 9 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #259 | grungy flannel shirt | 2 |
| #2504 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #151 | icy mushroom wine | 2 |
| #135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #693 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #145 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1085 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #937 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #960 | loaded serum blowgun | 4 |
| #52 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 3 |
| #245 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #169 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #1292 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1260 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #970 | mauve striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #875 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #157 | pirate shirt | 13 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #1286 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1171 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1513 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1077 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #308 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #2142 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2789 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2728 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #154 | safety vest | 1 |
| #512 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #32 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 13 |
| #216 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 3 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #392 | spectral pickle | 31 |
| #387 | spooky bindle | 2 |
| #233 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #486 | stained mattress | 2 |
| #287 | star shirt | 1 |
| #103 | stinky mushroom wine | 3 |
| #292 | string of blue beads | 38 |
| #467 | string of green beads | 25 |
| #495 | string of red beads | 23 |
| #2974 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 15 |
| #4232 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 9 |
| #3370 | stuffed angry cow | 13 |
| #3978 | stuffed astral badger | 10 |
| #3394 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 13 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3113 | stuffed cocoabo | 14 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #3601 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 12 |
| #3598 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 12 |
| #4303 | stuffed hand turkey | 9 |
| #3771 | stuffed mind flayer | 11 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4954 | stuffed scary death orb | 7 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #3747 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 11 |
| #4393 | stuffed snowy owl | 8 |
| #3591 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 12 |
| #1685 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 4 |
| #3997 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 10 |
| #3378 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 13 |
| #114 | supportive bra | 34 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #2194 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 3 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #338 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 44 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic G Imp | 3 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 3 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #2117 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #2743 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2757 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #373 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 11 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #453 | tiny plastic angry goat | 35 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #283 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 51 |
| #355 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 43 |
| #1760 | tiny plastic beanbat | 4 |
| #311 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 12 |
| #309 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 47 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #250 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 56 |
| #439 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 35 |
| #2090 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #234 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 16 |
| #2156 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #309 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 46 |
| #338 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 43 |
| #353 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 42 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #364 | tiny plastic grue | 41 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic hermit | 8 |
| #363 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 42 |
| #407 | tiny plastic killer bee | 38 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #411 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 37 |
| #232 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 62 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #375 | tiny plastic mosquito | 41 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #319 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 12 |
| #357 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 44 |
| #209 | tiny plastic sauceror | 17 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #588 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 8 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 3 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #368 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 41 |
| #272 | tiny plastic stab bat | 54 |
| #424 | tiny plastic star starfish | 36 |
| #2143 | tiny plastic taco cat | 3 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #846 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 6 |
| #2750 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #2787 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #489 | vampire collar | 2 |
| #1644 | vinegar | 1 |
| #600 | voodoo snuff | 1 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |