| #24 | "honey" dipper | 1 |
| #114 | "meat" stick | 1 |
| #124 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #443 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #50 | 7-inch discus | 1 |
| #75 | 8-bit banana | 1 |
| #94 | Accordion of Jordion | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #62 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
| #40 | Bal-musette accordion | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #229 | BitterSweetTarts | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bloodbath | 1 |
| #36 | Bonestabber | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #45 | Cajun accordion | 1 |
| #172 | Chroner | 434 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #96 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 3 |
| #1495 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #49 | Every Day is Like This Sundae | 1 |
| #30 | FDKOL fire hose | 1 |
| #46 | Frankly Mr. Shank | 1 |
| #281 | Friendliness Beverage | 1 |
| #126 | Frost™ brand sword | 1 |
| #60 | Ghost Dog Chow | 1 |
| #185 | Gnollish autoplunger | 1 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #725 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
| #595 | Gnollish slotted spoon | 1 |
| #41 | Hand that Rocks the Ladle | 1 |
| #98 | Jacob's rung | 1 |
| #72 | Kentucky-fried meat sword | 1 |
| #211 | Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #578 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #745 | Knob Goblin spatula | 1 |
| #1118 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #89 | Knob nuts | 11 |
| #342 | Knob pasty | 1 |
| #141 | Lobos Mints | 1 |
| #694 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #44 | Meat Tenderizer is Murder | 1 |
| #55 | Mer-kin finpaddle | 1 |
| #184 | Mer-kin hookspear | 1 |
| #5 | Meteoid ice beam | 1 |
| #1140 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #155 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 1 |
| #77 | Oh, the Humanitini | 1 |
| #784 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #116 | Othello's dagger | 1 |
| #66 | Outer Wolf™ cologne | 1 |
| #84 | Paint A Vulgar Pitcher | 1 |
| #198 | Piddles | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #126 | Saturday Night Special | 1 |
| #43 | Saucepanic | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #55 | Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion | 1 |
| #31 | Sheila Take a Crossbow | 1 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #181 | Space Tourist Phaser | 1 |
| #128 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #211 | Sword of Dark Omens | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #16 | Time Cape | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #34 | Work is a Four Letter Sword | 1 |
| #2958 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #364 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #127 | accord ion | 1 |
| #69 | accordion file | 1 |
| #118 | accordionoid rocca | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #188 | airblaster gun | 1 |
| #64 | alarm accordion | 1 |
| #108 | amok putter | 1 |
| #183 | ancient ice cream scoop | 1 |
| #251 | ancient stone fist | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #115 | antique accordion | 1 |
| #212 | antique machete | 1 |
| #947 | antique spear | 1 |
| #485 | armgun | 1 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #35 | ash soda | 1 |
| #1078 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #111 | assassin's cheese knife | 1 |
| #120 | autocalliope | 1 |
| #106 | automatic catapult | 1 |
| #223 | bag of QWOP | 1 |
| #310 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #196 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| #122 | bar whip | 1 |
| #87 | baritone accordion | 2 |
| #414 | bark rootbeer | 1 |
| #69 | barrel gun | 1 |
| #143 | basic meat sword | 1 |
| #27 | bastard baster | 1 |
| #77 | bat whip | 1 |
| #784 | batblade | 1 |
| #100 | beastly paste | 1 |
| #94 | beaver spear | 1 |
| #569 | beer bong | 1 |
| #131 | beer-battered accordion | 1 |
| #394 | big bass drum | 1 |
| #211 | big stick | 1 |
| #76 | big stirring stick | 1 |
| #117 | bigger stick | 1 |
| #103 | bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme | 1 |
| #73 | bishop cookie | 1 |
| #118 | black blade | 1 |
| #390 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| #725 | black sword | 1 |
| #23 | blue canary nightlight | 1 |
| #211 | blue grass | 1 |
| #151 | blue oyster badge | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1227 | blue pixel | 1 |
| #379 | blue pixel potion | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #114 | blue potion | 1 |
| #122 | blue shell | 1 |
| #877 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #611 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #56 | blunt icepick | 1 |
| #113 | bone bandoneon | 1 |
| #212 | bone collar | 1 |
| #428 | bone flute | 1 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #665 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #66 | boot knife | 1 |
| #65 | bottle of Greedy Dog | 1 |
| #5030 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #2639 | box of sunshine | 38 |
| #102 | breadchucks | 1 |
| #36 | breadwand | 1 |
| #58 | broken beer bottle | 1 |
| #625 | broken sword | 1 |
| #96 | bubble bauble bow | 1 |
| #66 | bubblewrap crossbow | 1 |
| #97 | bubblewrap sword | 1 |
| #106 | buffalo blade | 1 |
| #74 | butterfly knife | 1 |
| #98 | can cannon | 1 |
| #593 | can of maces | 1 |
| #104 | candy knife | 1 |
| #90 | cap gun | 1 |
| #56 | cardboard crossbow | 1 |
| #330 | cardboard katana | 1 |
| #683 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #77 | carob cannon | 1 |
| #49 | carrot cake | 1 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #235 | charming flute | 1 |
| #158 | cheap plastic blowgun | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #15 | cheap plastic kazoo | 1 |
| #116 | chisel | 1 |
| #821 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #522 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #80 | citrus-infused sake | 1 |
| #55 | clock-cleaning hammer | 1 |
| #70 | clockwork sword | 1 |
| #86 | coal shovel | 1 |
| #86 | combat fan | 1 |
| #139 | contract enforcement stick | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #522 | corn holder | 1 |
| #362 | costume sword | 1 |
| #706 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #28 | crystalline reamer | 1 |
| #104 | curdflinger | 1 |
| #403 | curmudgel | 1 |
| #60 | deadfall branch | 1 |
| #808 | decorative fountain | 1 |
| #113 | deep six-shooter | 1 |
| #83 | deluxe layer cake | 1 |
| #374 | denim axe | 1 |
| #435 | dented harmonica | 1 |
| #46 | depleted Grimacite hammer | 1 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #47 | desktop zen garden | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #595 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #1844 | disco ball | 1 |
| #226 | disintegrating spiky collar | 1 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #73 | dog ointment | 2 |
| #656 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #23 | double barreled barrel gun | 1 |
| #268 | double-barreled sling | 1 |
| #373 | dreadlock whip | 1 |
| #76 | dream of a dog | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #114 | eXtreme meat crossbow | 1 |
| #111 | eXtreme meat staff | 1 |
| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
| #336 | eggbeater | 1 |
| #128 | elegant nightstick | 1 |
| #209 | elephant stinger | 1 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #22 | elven tambourine | 1 |
| #253 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #38 | exclusive club | 1 |
| #137 | fancy beef jerky | 1 |
| #115 | fancy blue potion | 1 |
| #602 | filthy pestle | 1 |
| #298 | finger cymbals | 1 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #92 | fish scimitar | 1 |
| #126 | flaming cardboard sword | 1 |
| #955 | flaming crutch | 1 |
| #75 | flaming sword | 11 |
| #81 | flask of baconstone juice | 1 |
| #138 | fleetwood chain | 1 |
| #43 | folder (blue) | 1 |
| #265 | foon | 1 |
| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #254 | frigid hankyū | 1 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #119 | funny bone | 1 |
| #641 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #23 | ghast iron cleaver | 1 |
| #98 | ghost accordion | 1 |
| #91 | ghostly dagger | 1 |
| #160 | giant artisanal rice peeler | 1 |
| #387 | giant cactus quill | 1 |
| #2410 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #135 | giant driftwood sculpture | 1 |
| #563 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #1120 | giant needle | 2 |
| #183 | giant safety pin | 1 |
| #52 | giant shrimp fork | 1 |
| #118 | giant spider leg | 1 |
| #187 | giant turkey leg | 1 |
| #72 | glistening staff | 1 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #202 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #57 | gnawed-up dog bone | 1 |
| #571 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
| #158 | goblin hunting spear | 1 |
| #80 | goulauncher | 1 |
| #89 | government | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #76 | grass whistle | 1 |
| #426 | grassy cutlass | 1 |
| #499 | grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #48 | grease cannon | 1 |
| #122 | grease gun | 1 |
| #1908 | green beer | 1 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #88 | guancertina | 1 |
| #39 | gummi sword | 1 |
| #98 | half-melted spoon | 1 |
| #110 | half-size scalpel | 1 |
| #323 | half-sized guitar | 1 |
| #374 | halfberd | 1 |
| #66 | ham steak | 1 |
| #46 | hammerus | 1 |
| #646 | happiness | 1 |
| #83 | haunted paddle-ball | 1 |
| #539 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #284 | high-energy mining laser | 1 |
| #312 | hippy bongo | 1 |
| #317 | hippy herbal tea | 1 |
| #604 | huge spoon | 1 |
| #101 | icicle katana | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #355 | infernal fife | 1 |
| #13 | inflatable baseball bat | 1 |
| #30 | iron dagger | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #100 | ironic battle spoon | 1 |
| #312 | jack flapper | 1 |
| #1065 | jerky coins | 1 |
| #283 | jungle drum | 1 |
| #104 | keel-haulin' knife | 1 |
| #909 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #144 | king cookie | 1 |
| #245 | kiwi beak | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #80 | knight cookie | 1 |
| #367 | knob bugle | 1 |
| #148 | law-abiding citizen cane | 1 |
| #206 | lead yo-yo | 1 |
| #17 | licorice whip | 1 |
| #456 | linoleum crossbow | 1 |
| #96 | logging hatchet | 1 |
| #100 | lucky ball-and-chain | 1 |
| #125 | machetito | 1 |
| #27 | macroplane grater | 1 |
| #154 | madius | 1 |
| #395 | magic whistle | 1 |
| #491 | magilaser blastercannon | 1 |
| #69 | mama's squeezebox | 1 |
| #180 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #17 | mercenary pistol | 1 |
| #7 | mercenary rifle | 1 |
| #152 | muculent machete | 1 |
| #378 | mushroom pizza | 1 |
| #628 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #106 | non-Euclidean non-accordion | 1 |
| #29 | obsidian nutcracker | 1 |
| #467 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #146 | octopus's spade | 1 |
| #119 | office-supply crossbow | 1 |
| #69 | oil pan | 1 |
| #48 | old dry bone | 1 |
| #188 | out-of-tune biwa | 1 |
| #617 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #879 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #1561 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #913 | patchouli incense stick | 1 |
| #142 | pawn cookie | 1 |
| #81 | peace accordion | 1 |
| #246 | peace-sign necklace | 1 |
| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
| #82 | pentatonic accordion | 1 |
| #609 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #103 | pestoblade | 1 |
| #147 | pewter claymore | 1 |
| #290 | philosopher's scone | 1 |
| #102 | pipe wrench | 1 |
| #590 | pitchfork | 1 |
| #210 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #60 | pixel whip | 1 |
| #465 | plastic guitar | 1 |
| #76 | plastic nunchaku | 1 |
| #268 | pocket theremin | 1 |
| #450 | pointed stick | 1 |
| #180 | poodle skirt | 1 |
| #1185 | pool cue | 1 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #143 | potato pistol | 1 |
| #48 | potion of animal rage | 1 |
| #104 | pulled blue taffy | 1 |
| #79 | pygmy concertinette | 1 |
| #281 | queen cookie | 1 |
| #37 | quirky accordion | 1 |
| #558 | ram stick | 1 |
| #488 | rave whistle | 1 |
| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
| #25 | reindeer sickle | 1 |
| #113 | remaindered axe | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #666 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #73 | rook cookie | 1 |
| #137 | round blue bomb | 1 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #129 | rubber band gun | 1 |
| #29 | rubber spatula | 1 |
| #127 | rusted-out shootin' iron | 1 |
| #349 | rusty bonesaw | 1 |
| #849 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #210 | rusty hedge trimmers | 1 |
| #96 | sack of doorknobs | 1 |
| #1705 | saucepan | 1 |
| #57 | savory sword | 1 |
| #441 | scorpion whip | 1 |
| #422 | scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker | 1 |
| #186 | screwing pooch | 1 |
| #225 | sea blueberry | 1 |
| #398 | serpentine sword | 1 |
| #74 | sewage-clogged pistol | 1 |
| #104 | sewer snake | 1 |
| #76 | sharpened spoon | 1 |
| #143 | short-handled mop | 1 |
| #89 | shuddersword | 1 |
| #233 | silent pea shooter | 1 |
| #113 | silver cheese-slicer | 1 |
| #619 | silver shrimp fork | 2 |
| #95 | skate blade | 1 |
| #824 | skeleton bone | 18 |
| #89 | slide rule | 1 |
| #92 | slightly peevedbow | 1 |
| #239 | slingshot | 1 |
| #170 | soap knife | 1 |
| #31 | soul knife | 1 |
| #36 | soup-chucks | 1 |
| #23 | space heater | 1 |
| #57 | spaghetti with ghost balls | 1 |
| #99 | spectral axe | 1 |
| #156 | spicy enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
| #127 | spicy jerky stick | 1 |
| #823 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #69 | squeaky staff | 1 |
| #150 | star boomerang | 1 |
| #460 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #133 | star spatula | 1 |
| #308 | star staff | 1 |
| #145 | star stiletto | 1 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #69 | starchy sword | 1 |
| #42 | steel sword | 1 |
| #78 | sticky hand whip | 1 |
| #2260 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #41 | styrofoam crossbow | 1 |
| #50 | styrofoam sword | 2 |
| #175 | suede shortsword | 1 |
| #11 | super-sweet boom box | 1 |
| #412 | sweet ninja sword | 2 |
| #172 | sword of static | 1 |
| #39 | swordzall | 1 |
| #350 | tambourine | 1 |
| #185 | tankard of ale | 1 |
| #46 | teflon spatula | 1 |
| #55 | tempura broccoli | 1 |
| #58 | tennis ball | 1 |
| #449 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| #219 | third-hand nunchaku | 1 |
| #121 | throwing spoon | 1 |
| #1443 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1052 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #3148 | toast | 1 |
| #76 | toy accordion | 2 |
| #51 | toy taijijian | 1 |
| #28 | triple barreled barrel gun | 1 |
| #119 | two-handed depthsword | 1 |
| #277 | ultimate ultimate frisbee | 1 |
| #695 | unidentified jerky | 1 |
| #113 | unsanitized scalpel | 1 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #895 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #509 | war tongs | 1 |
| #6 | western-style skinning knife | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #118 | wholeberd | 1 |
| #46 | wiffle-flail | 2 |
| #567 | witty rapier | 1 |
| #1247 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #363 | wooden axe | 1 |
| #22 | wooden spoon | 1 |
| #812 | wooden stakes | 1 |
| #280 | world's smallest violin | 1 |
| #606 | yohohoyo | 1 |