| #3371 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #2882 | Crown of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #142 | Professor What T-Shirt | 4 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #491 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 14 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #5943 | badass belt | 3 |
| #3683 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1205 | can of Binarrrca | 5 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #367 | chintzy seal pendant | 2 |
| #3662 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #516 | figurine of a charred seal | 5 |
| #611 | figurine of a cold seal | 6 |
| #478 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
| #689 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #353 | ghost of a necklace | 6 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #3888 | grue egg | 3 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #920 | iron pasta spoon | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #439 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #60 | oily golden mushroom | 6 |
| #1416 | old sweatpants | 14 |
| #689 | pink glowstick | 3 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #220 | punk rock jacket | 1 |
| #102 | red coat | 1 |
| #116 | red shirt | 1 |
| #1414 | roll of toilet paper | 18 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3789 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #440 | spray paint | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #264 | wand of pigification | 1 |
| #428 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 2 |