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| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
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| #166 | How to Play Othello | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #42 | Jerks' Health™ Magazine | 1 |
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| #12 | Necbro wafers | 100 |
| #366 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #385 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #377 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #324 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #312 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #316 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #231 | O'RLY manual | 1 |
| #211 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #208 | Squat-Thrust Magazine | 1 |
| #310 | Swizzler | 2 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #41 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #49 | Xiblaxian crystal | 1 |
| #44 | aquaviolet jub-jub bird | 1 |
| #390 | balloon monkey | 4 |
| #25 | barrel-aged eggnog | 1 |
| #13 | blue LavaCo Lamp™ | 1 |
| #755 | blue plasma ball | 9 |
| #36 | blue raspberry troll doll | 2 |
| #712 | bottle of bubbles | 1 |
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| #932 | box of sunshine | 272 |
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| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #179 | clove-flavored lip balm | 1 |
| #253 | comfy pillow | 1 |
| #102 | confiscated comic book | 1 |
| #124 | conjured ice cream | 1 |
| #120 | cosmic lemonade | 1 |
| #20 | cotton candy bale | 106 |
| #31 | cotton candy cone | 87 |
| #808 | decorative fountain | 1 |
| #91 | delicious comfit? | 1 |
| #278 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 1 |
| #278 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 1 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #373 | divine noisemaker | 10 |
| #656 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #425 | dwarvish magazine | 1 |
| #26 | giant cheesestick | 7 |
| #239 | giant marshmallow | 1 |
| #383 | glacial sapphire | 1 |
| #67 | glow-in-the-dark necklace | 5 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #126 | glowing fungus | 3 |
| #792 | glowing red eye | 5 |
| #56 | glowing spore pod | 1 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #13 | green LavaCo Lamp™ | 1 |
| #184 | green balloon | 50 |
| #4469 | grue egg | 2 |
| #298 | gyroscope | 10 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #1673 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #251 | heart-shaped balloon | 50 |
| #31 | heavy duty umbrella | 1 |
| #155 | hellseal whisker | 153 |
| #29 | initiative shawarma | 1 |
| #453 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #609 | long skinny balloon | 6 |
| #25 | mafia wedding ring | 1 |
| #210 | meatsmithing guide | 1 |
| #69 | mini-zeppelin | 1 |
| #27 | moon-amber | 1 |
| #556 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #21 | oyster egg balloon | 50 |
| #158 | packet of beer nuts | 4 |
| #119 | pirate brochure | 1 |
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| #35 | pocket maze | 3 |
| #13 | popcorn | 54 |
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| #92 | priceless diamond | 1 |
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| #48 | pulled green taffy | 30 |
| #98 | pulled violet taffy | 5 |
| #10 | red LavaCo Lamp™ | 1 |
| #145 | red book | 1 |
| #67 | ribbon candy | 30 |
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| #271 | scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker | 19 |
| #24 | scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker | 2,591 |
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| #77 | set of jacks | 2 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #2008 | shiny ring | 5 |
| #32 | skulldozer egg | 2 |
| #240 | sleeve deuce | 1 |
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| #142 | stuffed porpoise | 1 |
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| #75 | super-strong air freshener | 1 |
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| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
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| #546 | toy maglev monorail | 2 |
| #224 | tube of cranberry Go-Goo | 1 |
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| #235 | white balloon | 50 |