| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1368 | Bonerdagon necklace | 5 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1990 | Boss Bat britches | 3 |
| #860 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 2 |
| #1869 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #89 | Comma Chameleon egg | 1 |
| #1568 | Crown of the Goblin King | 13 |
| #679 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 5 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #742 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #220 | Gnollish toolbox | 24 |
| #336 | Imp Ale | 601 |
| #461 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 15 |
| #427 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 16 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #61 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #1464 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #34 | Tome of Snowcone Summoning | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #570 | annoying pitchfork | 4 |
| #3767 | badass belt | 10 |
| #951 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
| #400 | bar skin | 25 |
| #663 | bat guano | 6 |
| #530 | batgut | 31 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #170 | cast | 178 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #75 | chewing gum on a string | 400 |
| #409 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1215 | disco ball | 8 |
| #976 | disco mask | 12 |
| #225 | dried face | 16 |
| #2969 | easter egg balloon | 5 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #972 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #378 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #3220 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #642 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #155 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #149 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #203 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #2190 | googly eye | 2 |
| #3472 | grue egg | 4 |
| #154 | guano coffee cup | 23 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #541 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #456 | helmet turtle | 96 |
| #324 | hot wing | 217 |
| #729 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #328 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #348 | loose teeth | 149 |
| #377 | los chinos | 1 |
| #183 | onion shurikens | 2 |
| #1139 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #208 | papaya | 129 |
| #538 | papaya taco | 1 |
| #1160 | pasta spoon | 5 |
| #147 | penguin skin buckler | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1096 | pile of candy | 1 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #2037 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #195 | ratgut | 26 |
| #889 | ravioli hat | 11 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #611 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #666 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #143 | rolling pin | 1 |
| #487 | seal tooth | 21 |
| #854 | seal-clubbing club | 17 |
| #1243 | shiny ring | 15 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #479 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #888 | stolen accordion | 20 |
| #1160 | teddy bear | 4 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #2453 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #1955 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1809 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #107 | unrolling pin | 1 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |
| #1453 | zombie pineal gland | 2 |