| #658 | Ancient Saucehelm | 4 |
| #1274 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 9 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #28 | Crimbo stocking | 4 |
| #816 | Crown of the Goblin King | 30 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #2266 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #92 | Earring of Fire | 1 |
| #214 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 2 |
| #888 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #1053 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #198 | Professor What T-Shirt | 2 |
| #329 | Snow Queen Crown | 7 |
| #460 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 16 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #72 | Unspeakable Earring | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #53 | angel-food cake | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #126 | antique Canadian lantern | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #1915 | badass belt | 28 |
| #329 | batskin belt | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #947 | bottle of goofballs | 27 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #438 | bow | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #589 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #3284 | candy cane | 4 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| 🥇 | cozy scarf | 1 |
| #398 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #878 | easter egg balloon | 28 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #687 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #442 | ghost of a necklace | 3 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #894 | giant pinky ring | 14 |
| #110 | golden fleece | 2 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #220 | goth kid t-shirt | 24 |
| #105 | green glowstick | 12 |
| #847 | grue egg | 31 |
| #4481 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #404 | harem girl t-shirt | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1329 | old sweatpants | 18 |
| #551 | pail | 19 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #1807 | pretty flower | 2 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1917 | roll of toilet paper | 5 |
| #13 | rubber cape | 1 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #1196 | shiny ring | 16 |
| #410 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #293 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #14 | spant backplate | 1 |
| #3296 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #832 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #239 | spray paint | 11 |
| #287 | star shirt | 1 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #35 | topiary tights | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #202 | unused walkie-talkie | 2 |
| #264 | wand of pigification | 1 |
| #298 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 4 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |