| #327 | Ancient Saucehelm | 7 |
| #286 | Angelhair Culottes | 4 |
| #567 | Argarggagarg's fang | 3 |
| #288 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 4 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #217 | Bling of the New Wave | 6 |
| #187 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 3 |
| #246 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 4 |
| #525 | Colander of Em-er'il | 5 |
| #319 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 2 |
| #344 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 8 |
| #633 | Drowsy Sword | 28 |
| #388 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 6 |
| #697 | Elder Turtle Shell | 4 |
| #285 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 4 |
| #290 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 4 |
| #169 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 6 |
| #248 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 4 |
| #217 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 6 |
| #217 | Lederhosen of the Night | 6 |
| #772 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 35 |
| #175 | Newman's Own Trousers | 6 |
| #28 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 22 |
| #660 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 5 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #188 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 4 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #128 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| #216 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 6 |
| #263 | Zim Merman's guitar | 3 |
| #1139 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #1509 | badass belt | 36 |
| #170 | beaten-up Chucks | 3 |
| #136 | big rock | 11 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #294 | fuzzy busby | 10 |
| #233 | fuzzy earmuffs | 12 |
| #242 | fuzzy montera | 11 |
| #208 | ghost of a necklace | 23 |
| #269 | gold wedding ring | 28 |
| #272 | heart of the volcano | 26 |
| #198 | longhaired hippy wig | 3 |
| #4 | loofah ladle | 3 |
| 🥉 | loofah lavalier | 1 |
| 🥉 | loofah legwarmers | 1 |
| 🥉 | loofah lei | 2 |
| #7 | loofah lumberjack's hat | 1 |
| #963 | old sweatpants | 47 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #110 | pie man was not meant to eat | 27 |
| #91 | ring of Detect Boring Doors | 8 |
| #317 | rusty chain necklace | 9 |
| #235 | sawblade shield | 14 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #1533 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #189 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 1 |
| #186 | warbear auto-anvil | 1 |
| #293 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 1 |
| #188 | warbear chemistry lab | 1 |
| #297 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #196 | warbear exhaust manifold | 1 |
| #189 | warbear exo-arm | 1 |
| #4 | warbear fleece-lined long johns | 1 |
| #7 | warbear fleece-lined warscarf | 1 |
| #211 | warbear foil hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear goggles | 2 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #169 | warbear induction oven | 1 |
| #199 | warbear laser beacon | 1 |
| #13 | warbear laser bowtie | 1 |
| #436 | warbear metalworking primer | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #198 | warbear oil pan | 1 |
| #7 | warbear plain ushanka | 1 |
| #12 | warbear warscarf | 1 |
| #6 | wicker clicker | 2 |
| #9 | wicker kickers | 1 |
| 🥉 | wicker knickers | 2 |
| #588 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #327 | wrench bracelet | 10 |