| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | Chef Boy, R&D's business card | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #858 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 2 |
| #58 | Fu Manchu Wax | 8 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #45 | Groll doll | 65 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #163 | Knob Goblin learning pill | 1 |
| #3013 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 3 |
| #28 | Ludovico Pastaco | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #308 | Orcish meat locker | 1 |
| #264 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 3 |
| #9 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| #1000 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 3 |
| #100 | Wal-Mart gift certificate | 7 |
| #160 | White Chocolate Golem Seeds | 3 |
| #217 | Ye Olde Medieval Insult | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| 🥈 | a suspicious address | 1 |
| #196 | adder | 1 |
| #265 | ancient poisoned dart | 1 |
| #851 | anniversary gift box | 5 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #1237 | bar skin | 1 |
| #681 | beach glass bead | 1 |
| #380 | bird rib | 1 |
| #1500 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #855 | black snake skin | 1 |
| #751 | booty chest charrrm | 1 |
| #2993 | bottle of goofballs | 5 |
| #2544 | box of sunshine | 41 |
| #964 | bunny liver | 1 |
| #353 | can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #653 | chorizo taco | 2 |
| #584 | chrome ore | 6 |
| #534 | clay peace-sign bead | 2 |
| #818 | clown skin | 1 |
| #648 | communications windchimes | 1 |
| #738 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 1 |
| #34 | daily dungeon malware | 1 |
| #808 | decorative fountain | 1 |
| #435 | dented harmonica | 1 |
| #679 | displaced fish | 1 |
| #46 | donated booze | 555 |
| #56 | donated candy | 452 |
| #73 | donated food | 367 |
| #680 | drab sonata | 2 |
| #76 | dueling turtle | 3 |
| #139 | dungeoneering kit | 1 |
| #169 | eldritch dough | 1 |
| #384 | eldritch effluvium | 1 |
| #1300 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1 |
| #605 | enchanted bean | 1 |
| #49 | excitement pill | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #655 | ferret bait | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #1212 | fudgecule | 15 |
| #1457 | furry fur | 1 |
| #28 | gallon of milk | 4 |
| #490 | green clay bead | 13 |
| #37 | hand-carved staff | 2 |
| #4015 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #53 | hermit factoid | 10 |
| #316 | hippy herbal tea | 1 |
| #339 | huge Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #304 | interesting-looking twig | 1 |
| #204 | left parenthesis | 1 |
| #622 | linoleum ore | 4 |
| #308 | loadstone | 1 |
| #96 | logging hatchet | 1 |
| #48 | lucky-ish pill | 1 |
| #396 | lump of diamond | 4 |
| #93 | lynyrd skin | 2 |
| #653 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 1 |
| #480 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 2 |
| #629 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 1 |
| #165 | mana curds | 1 |
| #813 | mummy wrapping | 1 |
| #356 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 3 |
| #187 | old sweatpants | 375 |
| #152 | one pill | 1 |
| #51 | opium grenade | 1 |
| #741 | palm frond | 1 |
| #1445 | penguin focaccia bread | 11 |
| #181 | percent sign | 1 |
| #842 | phat turquoise bead | 1 |
| #148 | philosopher's scone | 13 |
| #455 | pile of jumping beans | 4 |
| #361 | pink clay bead | 35 |
| #727 | pirate pelvis | 1 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #450 | poultrygeist | 1 |
| #263 | powdered organs | 9 |
| #964 | pretty flower | 24 |
| #423 | purple clay bead | 5 |
| #271 | pygmy blowgun | 5 |
| #224 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #642 | rat appendix | 4 |
| #183 | red button | 1 |
| #838 | red class ring | 4 |
| #103 | right parenthesis | 1 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #349 | rusty bonesaw | 1 |
| #318 | rusty metal ring | 1 |
| #448 | scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker | 1 |
| #377 | screwdriver | 3 |
| #1193 | scroll of pasta summoning | 3 |
| #999 | scrumptious reagent | 3 |
| #1102 | seal tooth | 1 |
| #126 | skeleton | 1 |
| #944 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #1016 | smart skull | 1 |
| #258 | smudged alchemical recipe | 1 |
| #2769 | spectre scepter | 4 |
| #556 | spider web | 46 |
| #1066 | spring | 1 |
| #999 | star | 1 |
| #918 | star chart | 1 |
| #1396 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #565 | styrofoam ore | 1 |
| #1225 | sunken chest | 1 |
| #730 | tambourine bells | 1 |
| #773 | tattered scrap of paper | 1 |
| #95 | terrible poem | 16 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #227 | turtlemail bits | 5 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #523 | wad of tofu | 4 |
| #911 | white class ring | 2 |
| #112 | white page | 1 |
| #857 | whoopie cushion | 32 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #1621 | yeti fur | 3 |