scurvypete

RankItemQuantity
#932Better Than Cuddling Cake1
🥇Chef Boy, R&D's business card1
#2740Drowsy Sword1
#861Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots2
#58Fu Manchu Wax8
#789Gnollish flyswatter1
#46Groll doll65
#1287Jocko Homo's head1
#165Knob Goblin learning pill1
#3017Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet3
#29Ludovico Pastaco1
#1574Nickel Gamma of Frugality1
#308Orcish meat locker1
#265Spooky-Gro fertilizer3
#10The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)1
#1004Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette3
#100Wal-Mart gift certificate7
#161White Chocolate Golem Seeds3
#218Ye Olde Medieval Insult1
#1171Zinc Delta of Tranquility1
🥈a suspicious address1
#195adder1
#265ancient poisoned dart1
#851anniversary gift box5
#1921awful poetry journal1
#1234bar skin1
#682beach glass bead1
#377bird rib1
#1496bit of clingfilm1
#851black snake skin1
#752booty chest charrrm1
#2996bottle of goofballs5
#2545box of sunshine41
#970bunny liver1
#351can of Ghuol-B-Goneâ„¢1
#939chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses1
#653chorizo taco2
#587chrome ore6
#533clay peace-sign bead2
#816clown skin1
#651communications windchimes1
#740copper ha'penny charrrm1
#34daily dungeon malware1
#810decorative fountain1
#437dented harmonica1
#677displaced fish1
#47donated booze555
#58donated candy452
#74donated food367
#680drab sonata2
#78dueling turtle3
#138dungeoneering kit1
#172eldritch dough1
#388eldritch effluvium1
#1304empty agua de vida bottle1
#605enchanted bean1
#48excitement pill1
#1944facsimile dictionary1
#2422fancy dress ball1
#656ferret bait1
#3426fruitcake1
#1215fudgecule15
#1456furry fur1
#30gallon of milk4
#495green clay bead13
#37hand-carved staff2
#4019handful of confetti3
#3382heart necklace1
#54hermit factoid10
#320hippy herbal tea1
#339huge Crimbo cookie1
#304interesting-looking twig1
#205left parenthesis1
#626linoleum ore4
#314loadstone1
#96logging hatchet1
#48lucky-ish pill1
#399lump of diamond4
#93lynyrd skin2
#666magical pony: Dusk Shiny1
#490magical pony: Shutterfly2
#648magical pony: Spectrum Dash1
#167mana curds1
#811mummy wrapping1
#358mysterious silver lapel pin3
#189old sweatpants375
#154one pill1
#52opium grenade1
#740palm frond1
#1445penguin focaccia bread11
#180percent sign1
#842phat turquoise bead1
#148philosopher's scone13
#454pile of jumping beans4
#367pink clay bead35
#726pirate pelvis1
#1612pork elf goodies sack1
#812potted cactus1
#448poultrygeist1
#265powdered organs9
#969pretty flower24
#429purple clay bead5
#273pygmy blowgun5
#227raffle prize box1
#642rat appendix4
#189red button1
#847red class ring4
#108right parenthesis1
#1431[2108]rock1
#347rusty bonesaw1
#319rusty metal ring1
#447scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker1
#377screwdriver3
#1192scroll of pasta summoning3
#999scrumptious reagent3
#1103seal tooth1
#128skeleton1
#943skeleton key1
#1014smart skull1
#258smudged alchemical recipe1
#2774spectre scepter4
#556spider web46
#1064spring1
#1001star1
#919star chart1
#1394stone of eXtreme power1
#565styrofoam ore1
#1224sunken chest1
#729tambourine bells1
#774tattered scrap of paper1
#96terrible poem16
#3951tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#227turtlemail bits5
#1353untamable turtle1
#521wad of tofu4
#920white class ring2
#114white page1
#855whoopie cushion32
#1157wrench bracelet1
#1622yeti fur3

Wow, that's 2,294 items total!

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