| #17 | 1,970 carat gold | 837 |
| #18 | 17-ball | 1 |
| #64 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 107 |
| #227 | Argarggagarg's fang | 7 |
| #116 | Belt of Howling Anger | 4 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #160 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 2 |
| #22 | Clara's bell | 32 |
| #97 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 4 |
| #123 | Drowsy Sword | 139 |
| #25 | El Vibrato restraints | 24 |
| #154 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 2 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #109 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 4 |
| #425 | Heimandatz's heart | 4 |
| #157 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 2 |
| #41 | How to Avoid Scams | 188 |
| #358 | Iron Beta of Industry | 23 |
| #577 | Jack-in-the-box | 9 |
| #875 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #38 | Knob Goblin visor | 1,052 |
| #227 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #53 | Mer-kin thingpouch | 25 |
| #92 | Misty Cape | 25 |
| #36 | Misty Cloak | 61 |
| #102 | Misty Robe | 24 |
| #172 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #208 | Necrotelicomnicon | 3 |
| #70 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 80 |
| #217 | Red Rover BB gun | 18 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #193 | Shield of Icy Fate | 1 |
| #105 | Sword of Dark Omens | 4 |
| #28 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 146 |
| #699 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 2 |
| #96 | Tuesday's ruby | 34 |
| #239 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 628 |
| #727 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #57 | ancient protein powder | 202 |
| #8 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 6,519 |
| #15 | antique accordion | 72 |
| #44 | bag of gross foreign snacks | 1,053 |
| #32 | bag of park garbage | 12,047 |
| #19 | bit-o-cactus | 446 |
| #29 | black gold | 52 |
| #16 | blue mana | 271 |
| #21 | bread mold | 1 |
| #50 | briefcase | 454 |
| #61 | can of sardines | 17 |
| #47 | cold mashed potatoes | 27 |
| #65 | commemorative war stein | 1,346 |
| #23 | decomposed boot | 228 |
| #614 | dense meat stack | 32 |
| #62 | dented spoon | 14 |
| #45 | dinner roll | 17 |
| #30 | dollar-sign bag | 285 |
| #65 | duct tape wallet | 68 |
| #35 | expensive camera | 1,983 |
| #330 | facsimile dictionary | 32 |
| #47 | fancy bath salts | 670 |
| #28 | fat wallet | 232 |
| #31 | filthy child leash | 330 |
| #51 | finger exerciser | 22 |
| #25 | fuzzy busby | 78 |
| #132 | fuzzy earmuffs | 24 |
| #68 | fuzzy montera | 40 |
| #13 | gauze hammock | 46 |
| #24 | glob of melted wax | 11 |
| #28 | gold Boozehounds Anonymous token | 44 |
| #124 | gold wedding ring | 76 |
| #58 | gym membership card | 9 |
| #19 | hacked gibson | 248 |
| #45 | half of a gold tooth | 207 |
| #351 | handful of confetti | 104 |
| #89 | handful of moss | 108 |
| #867 | heart of the volcano | 6 |
| #61 | high-calorie sugar substitute | 17 |
| #48 | huge gold coin | 294 |
| #21 | leather bookmark | 203 |
| #95 | liquid ice | 6 |
| #40 | magnum of fancy champagne | 2 |
| #53 | massive gemstone | 103 |
| #71 | meat stack | 3,887 |
| #52 | nail file | 19 |
| #24 | normal barrel | 2,784 |
| #44 | old bronzer | 28 |
| #56 | old candy wrapper | 11 |
| #69 | old coin purse | 433 |
| #50 | old leather wallet | 550 |
| #60 | old love note | 21 |
| #31 | old rosewater cream | 72 |
| #55 | old school beer pull tab | 19 |
| #437 | old sweatpants | 164 |
| #64 | pat of butter | 19 |
| #47 | pile of gold coins | 252 |
| #41 | pixel coin | 76 |
| #22 | pixellated moneybag | 311 |
| #50 | post-holiday sale coupon | 13 |
| #209 | red-and-green sweater | 14 |
| #14 | shiny stones | 1,858 |
| #45 | silver cow skull | 8 |
| #170 | soggy seed packet | 5 |
| #316 | solid gold bowling ball | 59 |
| #60 | solid gold jewel | 25 |
| #258 | solid gold pegleg | 15 |
| #296 | steamy ruby | 3 |
| #24 | stolen meatpouch | 381 |
| #94 | stolen office supplies | 68 |
| #61 | tiny barrel | 30 |
| #311 | towel | 35 |
| #330 | valuable trinket | 280 |
| #37 | very fancy whiskey | 6 |
| #53 | whole turkey leg | 20 |