| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| 🥈 | 'Villa' document | 1 |
| #25 | Alice's Army booster box | 1 |
| #26 | Apathargic Bandersnatch | 2 |
| #49 | BRICKO bat | 1 |
| 🥉 | Banfoy's Boutique Order Form | 1 |
| #8 | Clan shower | 1 |
| #89 | Comma Chameleon egg | 1 |
| #36 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 2 |
| #46 | Crimbo stocking | 2 |
| #93 | Crimbuck | 5,331 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #191 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 1 |
| #20 | El Vibrato trapezoid | 2 |
| #83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #85 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #54 | Greatest American Pants | 1 |
| #44 | Grimacite Bock | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #94 | Libram of BRICKOs | 1 |
| #44 | Libram of Love Songs | 2 |
| #61 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #999 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #570 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 32 |
| #438 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 5 |
| #51 | Moping Artistic Goth Kid | 1 |
| #226 | Neuromancer | 2 |
| #1598 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #168 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| #36 | Ralph IX cognac | 5 |
| #23 | Schmalz's First Prize Beer | 2 |
| #68 | Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire | 1 |
| #140 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| 🥈 | Tales of the Word Realms | 3 |
| #6 | Tome of Rad Libs | 2 |
| #34 | Tome of Snowcone Summoning | 1 |
| #109 | Tome of Sugar Shummoning | 1 |
| #936 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #40 | Underworld sapling | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #49 | a cute angel | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #349 | anniversary gift box | 8 |
| #15 | artisanal homebrew sampler | 2 |
| #82 | astral badger | 1 |
| #132 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #11 | beanbag chair | 888 |
| #103 | bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme | 1 |
| #9 | birthday candle | 1 |
| #112 | black candy heart | 130 |
| #26 | black snowcone | 86 |
| #4 | black velvet box | 1,337 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #19 | blue snowcone | 765 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #44 | can of Rain-Doh | 1 |
| #41 | candy cornucopia | 2 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #20 | clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box | 1 |
| #568 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #99 | cotton candy cocoon | 1 |
| #4 | cotton candy cone | 1,023 |
| #4 | d8 | 57,209 |
| #17 | debonair deboner | 1 |
| #384 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #1479 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #19 | fairy-worn boots | 3 |
| #4 | fake hand | 4,188 |
| #324 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #1763 | fire | 1 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #167 | frozen Mob Penguin | 11 |
| #110 | gibson | 2 |
| #6 | gilded BRICKO chalice | 1 |
| #66 | glowing frisbee | 1 |
| #147 | green glowstick | 10 |
| #20 | green snowcone | 744 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #4 | herbs | 103,307 |
| #13 | hibernating robot reindeer | 2 |
| #312 | hippy bongo | 1 |
| #327 | hobo nickel | 888 |
| #68 | homeless hobo spirit | 1 |
| #134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #29 | infant sandworm | 2 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #141 | llama lama cria | 1 |
| #32 | mutant cactus bud | 1 |
| #30 | mutant fire ant egg | 1 |
| #31 | mutant gila monster egg | 1 |
| #39 | mutant rattlesnake egg | 1 |
| #8 | newborn kobold | 4 |
| #226 | not-a-pipe | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #24 | orange snowcone | 857 |
| #133 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #23 | pink glowstick | 33 |
| #2038 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #252 | purple glowstick | 6 |
| #25 | purple snowcone | 911 |
| #587 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #22 | red snowcone | 723 |
| 🥇 | red striped oyster egg | 22,216 |
| #12 | rehearsing dramatic hedgehog | 1 |
| 🥈 | resolution: be luckier | 5,415 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #1703 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| 🥈 | scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker | 74,208 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #14 | siesta-ing Casagnova gnome | 1 |
| #9 | sleeping piano cat | 1 |
| #210 | spectral pickle | 88 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #54 | spooky rattling cigar box | 2 |
| #64 | squamous polyp | 1 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #14 | sugar-coated pine cone | 401 |
| #19 | suspicious stocking | 2 |
| #38 | sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #5 | the finger | 88 |
| #226 | thermos of brew | 2 |
| #1620 | thin black candle | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #19 | unemployed hunchbacked minion | 1 |
| #12 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 28 |
| #41 | wad of cotton | 39 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |
| #69 | wizard action figure | 1 |
| #89 | yellow snowcone | 290 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |
| #125 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 1 |