| #81 | Crimbo tattoo kit | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator | 1 |
| #39 | En Una Fila Tequila | 2 |
| #370 | Red Pill | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #98 | Star Spawn | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| #239 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 15 |
| #79 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 9 |
| #691 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 3 |
| #16 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 47 |
| #766 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 6 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #104 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 2 |
| #122 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 20 |
| #810 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 2 |
| #1024 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 2 |
| #215 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 3 |
| #40 | Wrecked Generator | 8 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #44 | bag of grain | 2 |
| #184 | beautiful rainbow | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #56 | blood-drive sticker | 2 |
| #116 | bottled day | 2 |
| #141 | breakfast miracle | 1 |
| #715 | chocolate filthy lucre | 1 |
| #40 | crystalline seal eye | 1 |
| #279 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 1 |
| #280 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 1 |
| #276 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 1 |
| #285 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 1 |
| #272 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 1 |
| #261 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 1 |
| #278 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 1 |
| #276 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 1 |
| #272 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 1 |
| #284 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 1 |
| #275 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 1 |
| #278 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 1 |
| #60 | emergency margarita | 2 |
| #25 | epic cluster | 1 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| #129 | liquid ice | 2 |
| #33 | mutant cactus bud | 1 |
| #32 | mutant fire ant egg | 1 |
| #33 | mutant gila monster egg | 1 |
| #41 | mutant rattlesnake egg | 1 |
| #25 | picky tweezers | 2 |
| #41 | pocket maze | 2 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #64 | sausage without a cause | 2 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #44 | shady shades | 2 |
| 🥇 | silver cow creamer | 1 |
| #58 | silver face paint | 2 |
| #23 | skull capacitor | 4 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #46 | squeaky toy rose | 2 |
| #23 | still-beating spleen | 16 |
| #595 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 7 |
| #422 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 6 |
| #563 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 4 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #331 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 13 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #388 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 11 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #681 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 6 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #648 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 6 |
| #259 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 9 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #601 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 7 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #478 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 5 |
| #428 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 10 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #537 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 8 |
| #300 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 14 |
| #477 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 9 |
| #590 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 7 |
| #526 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 8 |
| #487 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 9 |
| #538 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 8 |
| #672 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 6 |
| #360 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 12 |
| #661 | tiny plastic fire servant | 3 |
| #488 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 9 |
| #540 | tiny plastic moneybee | 8 |
| #267 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 16 |
| #354 | tiny plastic peacannon | 7 |
| #570 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 4 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #569 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 4 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #57 | vintage smart drink | 2 |
| #169 | warbear blizzard mead | 1 |
| #68 | weird gazelle steak | 2 |