| #786 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #88 | Elizabeth's Dollie | 1 |
| #89 | Elizabeth's paintbrush | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #108 | Stephen's lab coat | 1 |
| #91 | Stephen's secret formula | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #699 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 2 |
| #332 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 4 |
| #542 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 9 |
| #274 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 12 |
| #417 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 10 |
| #885 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 10 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #117 | blob of Alphredo™ | 4 |
| #67 | boiling seal blood | 11 |
| #190 | bottled day | 1 |
| #62 | broken warbear gyrocopter | 2 |
| #302 | candied bolts | 5 |
| #558 | candied nuts | 3 |
| #153 | cold seal sweat | 22 |
| #40 | crystalline seal eye | 1 |
| #139 | decent brain | 50 |
| #251 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 2 |
| #238 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 2 |
| #205 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 4 |
| #285 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 1 |
| #261 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 1 |
| #278 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 1 |
| #276 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 1 |
| #242 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 2 |
| #284 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 1 |
| #223 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 3 |
| #243 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 2 |
| #253 | discocktail | 9 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #179 | foetid seal tear | 32 |
| #121 | freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini | 4 |
| #809 | gingerbread robot | 1 |
| #100 | handful of crafty noodles | 5 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| #490 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #147 | petit 4.1 | 5 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #372 | solid gold bowling ball | 50 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #176 | spirit gum | 13 |
| #140 | spirit mattress | 2 |
| #136 | spirit sheet | 2 |
| #147 | spoonful of Linguine-Os | 3 |
| #143 | tangled mass of creepy pasta | 3 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #15 | warbear bearserker mead | 29 |
| #436 | warbear beeping telegram | 1 |
| #28 | warbear blizzard mead | 22 |
| #29 | warbear feasting bread | 24 |
| #199 | warbear laser beacon | 1 |
| #114 | warbear oil pan | 2 |
| #433 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 1 |
| #23 | warbear warrior bread | 26 |