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RankItemQuantity
#27Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)1
#40Bal-musette accordion1
#156Barney's rake1
#883Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook1
#815Blizzards I Have Died In1
#16Frosty's iceball1
#837Kissin' Cousins1
#24Lazybones™ recliner1
#1063Let Me Be!1
#359PEEZ dispenser1
#114Russian Ice1
#74Stone Golem pebbles20
#947Summer Nights1
#69Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)1
#832Thwaitgold ant statuette1
#1576Thwaitgold bee statuette1
#893Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette4
#1945Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette1
#1804Thwaitgold maggot statuette1
#1153Thwaitgold woollybear statuette1
#149Ultracolor™ shirt1
#212bag of GORF1
#183borrowed time1
#555concentrated garbage juice1
#565cookie cookie1
#228discocktail11
#17drum of tommy ammo780
#27eau de mort2
#56fudge-shaped hole in space-time12
#116glowing syringe1
#34jewelry-making pliers11
#143pawn cookie1
#1023portable photocopier1
#24saltwaterbed1
#84security flashlight24
#70spaghetti breakfast35
#146sturdy cane8
#108tommy gun1
#188warbear LP-ROM burner1
#186warbear auto-anvil1
#188warbear chemistry lab1
#192warbear high-efficiency still1
#169warbear induction oven1
#179warbear jackhammer drill press1
#53wriggling severed nose3

Wow, that's 944 items total!

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