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| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #62 | BRICKO turtle | 1 |
| #3370 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
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| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #245 | Freddy Kruegerand | 1 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #304 | Mae West | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
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| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
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| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #226 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #172 | ballast turtle | 1 |
| #447 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #954 | bejeweled cufflinks | 1 |
| #25 | black forest cake | 622 |
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| #142 | bottlecap turtle | 1 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #464 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
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| #40 | candy carrot cake | 1 |
| #49 | carrot cake | 1 |
| #122 | chaos popcorn | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #151 | cigar box turtle | 1 |
| #2492 | club necklace | 2 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #315 | crystalline cheer | 142 |
| #377 | cursed piece of thirteen | 1 |
| #83 | deluxe layer cake | 1 |
| #1954 | diamond necklace | 3 |
| #126 | dueling turtle | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #211 | electrical thingamabob | 49 |
| #444 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 23 |
| #295 | executive mime flask | 1 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #567 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #406 | fat loot token | 1 |
| #2031 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #131 | flask of Amontillado | 1 |
| #785 | fruitcake | 27 |
| #196 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #947 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
| #581 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #92 | ghost pepper | 1 |
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| #164 | giraffe-necked turtle | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #176 | grinning turtle | 1 |
| #50 | half double fruitcake | 1 |
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| #1646 | heart necklace | 4 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #225 | hedgeturtle | 1 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1287 | hot wing | 1 |
| #287 | huge gold coin | 1 |
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| #64 | ingot turtle | 1 |
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| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
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| #50 | lava cake | 1 |
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| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
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| #205 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #150 | mocking turtle | 1 |
| #177 | muffled muffuletta | 3 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #144 | musk turtle | 1 |
| #598 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #1182 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #13 | neg grog | 4 |
| #227 | not-a-pipe | 1 |
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| #91 | overpriced "imported" beer | 3 |
| #136 | oyster egg balloon | 1 |
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| #808 | party hat | 1 |
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| #34 | plush hamsterpus | 1 |
| #287 | powdered candy sushi set | 5 |
| #146 | programmable turtle | 1 |
| #104 | red velvet cake | 8 |
| #2720 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
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| #464 | s'more | 1 |
| #94 | samurai turtle | 1 |
| #442 | sand dollar | 1 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #179 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #118 | sheet cake | 1 |
| #172 | shushed potatoes | 3 |
| #121 | silent I | 4 |
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| #122 | silent W | 1 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #412 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #176 | slime convention coupons | 1 |
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| #145 | slime convention pin | 1 |
| #188 | slime convention t-shirt | 1 |
| #463 | slimy sweetbreads | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #120 | soup turtle | 1 |
| #1973 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2989 | spectre scepter | 3 |
| #311 | spiritual fruitcake | 1 |
| #3247 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 14 |
| #1020 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 5 |
| #4050 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 10 |
| #3796 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 11 |
| #694 | stuffed martini | 11 |
| #4592 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 8 |
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| #2121 | stuffing | 2 |
| #502 | sweet mochi ball | 8 |
| #242 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #166 | syncopated turtle | 1 |
| #1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #70 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #126 | tortoboggan | 1 |
| #1625 | toy wheel | 2 |
| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #108 | valuable coin | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #497 | warbear whosit | 55 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #48 | white elephant gift | 1 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #605 | yohohoyo | 1 |