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| #61 | BRICKO turtle | 1 |
| #3371 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
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| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #249 | Freddy Kruegerand | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #1149 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
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| #881 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
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| #1073 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #833 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #228 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #1172 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #173 | ballast turtle | 1 |
| #448 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #956 | bejeweled cufflinks | 1 |
| #25 | black forest cake | 622 |
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| #141 | bottlecap turtle | 1 |
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| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
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| #1816 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
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| #42 | candy carrot cake | 1 |
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| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
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| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #330 | crystalline cheer | 142 |
| #377 | cursed piece of thirteen | 1 |
| #83 | deluxe layer cake | 1 |
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| #126 | dueling turtle | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #211 | electrical thingamabob | 49 |
| #448 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 23 |
| #297 | executive mime flask | 1 |
| #1773 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #572 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #406 | fat loot token | 1 |
| #2033 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #133 | flask of Amontillado | 1 |
| #786 | fruitcake | 27 |
| #195 | furry green turtle | 1 |
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| #93 | ghost pepper | 1 |
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| #166 | giraffe-necked turtle | 1 |
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| #178 | grinning turtle | 1 |
| #52 | half double fruitcake | 1 |
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| #1651 | heart necklace | 4 |
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| #64 | ingot turtle | 1 |
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| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
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| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
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| #73 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
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| #151 | mocking turtle | 1 |
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| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #145 | musk turtle | 1 |
| #600 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #1183 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #15 | neg grog | 4 |
| #225 | not-a-pipe | 1 |
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| #93 | overpriced "imported" beer | 3 |
| #137 | oyster egg balloon | 1 |
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| #34 | plush hamsterpus | 1 |
| #289 | powdered candy sushi set | 5 |
| #148 | programmable turtle | 1 |
| #105 | red velvet cake | 8 |
| #2727 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
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| #474 | s'more | 1 |
| #95 | samurai turtle | 1 |
| #445 | sand dollar | 1 |
| #2421 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #179 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #121 | sheet cake | 1 |
| #172 | shushed potatoes | 3 |
| #122 | silent I | 4 |
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| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #422 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #176 | slime convention coupons | 1 |
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| #146 | slime convention pin | 1 |
| #189 | slime convention t-shirt | 1 |
| #463 | slimy sweetbreads | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #121 | soup turtle | 1 |
| #1982 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2995 | spectre scepter | 3 |
| #311 | spiritual fruitcake | 1 |
| #3257 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 14 |
| #1028 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 5 |
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| #698 | stuffed martini | 11 |
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| #2120 | stuffing | 2 |
| #503 | sweet mochi ball | 8 |
| #242 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #169 | syncopated turtle | 1 |
| #1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #3991 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1418 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3116 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1161 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3945 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #796 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1157 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #4313 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3125 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #797 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #792 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #3075 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3960 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3915 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #778 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1318 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1140 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #772 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3068 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #68 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #3929 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4025 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8216 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1376 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8255 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1359 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3966 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1363 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1368 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8179 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1344 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1345 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3914 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4499 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3879 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #3927 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8154 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8132 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1341 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8073 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8203 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8105 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8117 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1338 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #3998 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4348 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #8102 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3895 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3852 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1127 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3839 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8228 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8163 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8142 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4041 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4484 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #127 | tortoboggan | 1 |
| #1624 | toy wheel | 2 |
| #729 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #108 | valuable coin | 1 |
| #1823 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #497 | warbear whosit | 55 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #49 | white elephant gift | 1 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #606 | yohohoyo | 1 |