| #80 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 2 |
| #490 | Ancient Saucehelm | 5 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #115 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 18 |
| #324 | Bonerdagon necklace | 35 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #13 | Boss Bat britches | 268 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1480 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #50 | Crown of the Goblin King | 289 |
| #859 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 4 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1102 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #950 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #302 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 10 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #63 | badass belt | 288 |
| #13 | bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #472 | blue glowstick | 3 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #79 | bottle of goofballs | 232 |
| #3880 | box of sunshine | 15 |
| #50 | broken cellular phone | 124 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #249 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #711 | can of Red Minotaur | 3 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #32 | cryptic puzzle box | 1 |
| #2467 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #38 | easter egg balloon | 190 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #74 | exactly-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #258 | giant discarded bottlecap | 20 |
| #21 | giant discarded plastic fork | 240 |
| #205 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 22 |
| #58 | giant pinky ring | 190 |
| #1206 | gloomy black mushroom | 2 |
| #540 | green glowstick | 3 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #206 | lead yo-yo | 1 |
| #179 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #26 | magnetic field | 1 |
| #120 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #42 | ninja pirate zombie robot | 2 |
| #261 | oily golden mushroom | 2 |
| #525 | orange glowstick | 4 |
| #106 | outrageous sombrero | 2 |
| #457 | pink glowstick | 5 |
| #1613 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #252 | purple glowstick | 6 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #25 | refrigerated biohazard container | 1 |
| #69 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 22 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #3660 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3650 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #54 | shiny ring | 313 |
| #33 | solid asbestos box | 1 |
| #23 | solid chrome box | 1 |
| #31 | solid linoleum box | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1281 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #2245 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #7010 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #5717 | stuffed angry cow | 5 |
| #6396 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #7878 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #5653 | stuffed cocoabo | 5 |
| #5317 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 6 |
| #7822 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6333 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #8912 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8941 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #6374 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6909 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #6332 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6928 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6346 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #121 | tin star | 2 |
| #94 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 33 |
| #22 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 211 |
| #286 | yellow glowstick | 5 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |