Leadman

RankItemQuantity
#80"Humorous" T-shirt2
#490Ancient Saucehelm5
#613Baron von Ratsworth's money clip1
#4297Baron von Ratsworth's monocle1
#114Baron von Ratsworth's tophat18
#323Bonerdagon necklace35
#1673Boss Bat bling1
#13Boss Bat britches268
#2407Codpiece of the Goblin King1
#1481Colander of Em-er'il2
#50Crown of the Goblin King289
#858Disco 'Fro Pick4
#668Doc's Miracle Cure1
#1103El Sombrero De Lopez2
#949Elder Turtle Shell3
🥇French slippers1
#1600Glass Balls of the Goblin King1
🥈Junior LAAAAME merit badge1
🥇LWA ring1
#302Mob Penguin protection contract10
#2542Scalp of Gorgolok1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#139Yeti Protest Sign1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
#62badass belt288
#13bitchin' meatcar2
#269black velvet box1
#472blue glowstick3
🥈blue ribbon1
#79bottle of goofballs232
#3883box of sunshine15
#50broken cellular phone124
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#249calle de miel with a fly in it1
#711can of Red Minotaur3
#109chocolate box1
#32cryptic puzzle box1
#2467diamond necklace2
#38easter egg balloon190
#871empty blowgun1
#74exactly-three-shaped box1
#303fez of etymology1
#1610flashing novelty button1
#259giant discarded bottlecap20
#21giant discarded plastic fork240
#205giant discarded torn-up glove22
#58giant pinky ring190
#1206gloomy black mushroom2
#539green glowstick3
🥈green traffic cone1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#206lead yo-yo1
#178less-than-three-shaped box1
#26magnetic field1
#120miniature coffin1
#487miniature stuffed Goth Giant1
#42ninja pirate zombie robot2
#261oily golden mushroom2
#525orange glowstick4
#106outrageous sombrero2
#457pink glowstick5
#1612pork elf goodies sack1
#252purple glowstick6
#9red traffic cone1
#25refrigerated biohazard container1
#68rib of the Bonerdagon22
#10rose-colored glasses1
#3663rubber WWJD? bracelet1
#3658rubber WWSPD? bracelet1
#3648rubber WWtNSD? bracelet1
#422severed rocking horse head1
#54shiny ring313
#33solid asbestos box1
#23solid chrome box1
#31solid linoleum box1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#1280stainless steel scarf2
#2244stainless steel shillelagh1
#2140stainless steel skullcap1
#7010stuffed Cheshire bitten3
#8941stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech1
#5712stuffed angry cow5
#6394stuffed astral badger4
#7877stuffed baby gravy fairy2
#1466stuffed can of asparagus1
#5652stuffed cocoabo5
#5314stuffed flaming gravy fairy6
#7819stuffed frozen gravy fairy2
#6329stuffed hand turkey4
#8910stuffed mind flayer1
#8939stuffed scary death orb1
#6370stuffed sleazy gravy fairy4
#6908stuffed snowy owl3
#6330stuffed spooky gravy fairy4
#6925stuffed stinky gravy fairy3
#6345stuffed undead elbow macaroni4
🥇time sleigh1
#121tin star2
#94tiny plastic disco bandit33
#22vertebra of the Bonerdagon211
#286yellow glowstick5
#38yellow traffic cone1

Wow, that's 2,683 items total!

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