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RankItemQuantity
#878Jocko Homo's head2
#1598Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster2
#30Talisman of Baio1
#802Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette2
#1737Thwaitgold firefly statuette1
#1431Thwaitgold maggot statuette2
#1297Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette1
#2343Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette1
#1264Thwaitgold termite statuette1
#232broken carburetor1
#548electrical thingamabob1
#1479enchanted leopard-print barbell2
#529plastic ingot1
#1382pretty flower7
#3636rubber WWBD? bracelet1
#3658rubber WWSPD? bracelet1
#3650rubber WWtNSD? bracelet1
#1703sandwich of the gods2
#5712stuffed Cheshire bitten5
#5265stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech6
#8863stuffed angry cow1
#7831stuffed astral badger2
#5284stuffed baby gravy fairy6
#165stuffed bandersnatch1
#161stuffed carpenter1
#4808stuffed cocoabo7
#5808stuffed flaming gravy fairy5
#6349stuffed frozen gravy fairy4
#4902stuffed hand turkey7
#6293stuffed mind flayer4
#6375stuffed scary death orb4
#6373stuffed sleazy gravy fairy4
#5158stuffed snowy owl6
#5809stuffed spooky gravy fairy5
#8880stuffed stinky gravy fairy1
#6345stuffed undead elbow macaroni4
#179stuffed walrus1
#631tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer3
#954tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory1
#938tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer1
#611tiny die-cast Don Crimbo1
#929tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer1
#600tiny die-cast Father Crimbo1
#380tiny die-cast Father Crimborg2
#747tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer2
#929tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer1
#613tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg1
#610tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer3
#946tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer1
#565tiny die-cast Swiss hen1
#591tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo1
#941tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign1
#938tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer1
#309tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg2
#592tiny die-cast blade a-spinning1
#586tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree1
#952tiny die-cast factory worker elf1
#928tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf1
#554tiny die-cast golden ring1
#344tiny die-cast goose a-laying2
#550tiny die-cast killing bird1
#948tiny die-cast middle-management elf1
#951tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf1
#580tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg1
#750tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf2
#552tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming1
#566tiny die-cast turtle mech1
#3987tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#1417tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear1
#3930tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#3115tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#1155tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type1
#1159tiny plastic Beebee King1
#3176tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#2195tiny plastic Black Knight3
#3176tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#3077tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#795tiny plastic Bugbear Captain1
#81tiny plastic Captain Kerkard1
#1327tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter1
#8188tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#221tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™1
#694tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel3
#85tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva1
#101tiny plastic Crimbomega1
#87tiny plastic Crimborgatron1
#101tiny plastic Crimbot1
#489tiny plastic Duke Starkiller2
#1326tiny plastic Father McGruber1
#3121tiny plastic Felonia1
#3829tiny plastic G Imp1
#173tiny plastic GORM-81
#87tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej1
#3953tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#3872tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#1355tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist1
#3908tiny plastic Hellion1
#3882tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#467tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker2
#169tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.1
#3074tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#3958tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#3873tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#3910tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
#3893tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#777tiny plastic Lord Flameface1
#215tiny plastic MechaElf1
#1318tiny plastic Norville Rogers1
#73tiny plastic Professor What1
#3871tiny plastic Protagonist1
#1138tiny plastic Queen Bee1
#771tiny plastic Rene C. Corman1
#82tiny plastic Rudolph the Red1
#1339tiny plastic Scott the Miner1
#3904tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#3891tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#90tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf1
#3061tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#3064tiny plastic The Man1
#172tiny plastic Toybot1
#3925tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#238tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku1
#1121tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer1
#2759tiny plastic XXX pr0n2
#4541tiny plastic accordion thief1
#109tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart1
#4020tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#8209tiny plastic angry goat1
#1374tiny plastic angry space marine1
#3939tiny plastic anime smiley1
#244tiny plastic animelf1
#2790tiny plastic apathetic lizardman2
#3978tiny plastic astronomer1
#8248tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8123tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#1358tiny plastic batbugbear1
#3963tiny plastic beanbat1
#1360tiny plastic bee swarm1
#1366tiny plastic beebee gunners1
#1348tiny plastic beebee queue1
#4475tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#1354tiny plastic black ops bugbear1
#1327tiny plastic blazing bat1
#8172tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#3923tiny plastic blooper1
#3953tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#3905tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#1342tiny plastic bugaboo1
#1343tiny plastic buzzerker1
#1357tiny plastic cavebugbear1
#8092tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8217tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#3174tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#3911tiny plastic cubist bull1
#3935tiny plastic demoninja1
#4495tiny plastic disco bandit1
#3875tiny plastic drunk goat1
#100tiny plastic exo-suited miner1
#3844tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#2829tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker2
#1129tiny plastic fire servant1
#3920tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#71tiny plastic four-shadowed mime1
#2815tiny plastic fruit golem2
#8149tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8183tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8090tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#2135tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers3
#3859tiny plastic goth giant1
#8055tiny plastic grue1
#2793tiny plastic handsome mariachi2
#4597tiny plastic hermit1
#8124tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#1340tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear1
#8066tiny plastic killer bee1
#3891tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#8198tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8099tiny plastic levitating potato1
#3836tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#1341tiny plastic moneybee1
#8108tiny plastic mosquito1
#1337tiny plastic mumblebee1
#4344tiny plastic pastamancer1
#1137tiny plastic peacannon1
#8098tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#2611tiny plastic seal clubber2
#101tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit1
#3849tiny plastic senile lihc1
#2159tiny plastic smarmy pirate3
#1125tiny plastic spiderbugbear1
#2764tiny plastic spiny skelelton2
#8222tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#8157tiny plastic stab bat1
#8133tiny plastic star starfish1
#2764tiny plastic taco cat2
#226tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf1
#1119tiny plastic the Free Man1
#3857tiny plastic topiary golem1
#4480tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#3841tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#192tiny plastic warbear1
#178tiny plastic warbear fortress1
#3872tiny plastic warwelf1
#3849tiny plastic whitesnake1
#3847tiny plastic zmobie1

Wow, that's 299 items total!

what items are this player missing?