| #280 | BURT | 99 |
| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #226 | CSA fire-starting kit | 52 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1481 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #700 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 7 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #521 | bit of clingfilm | 8 |
| #2374 | brick | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #968 | bunny liver | 1 |
| #213 | can of V-11 | 2 |
| #978 | dense meat stack | 5 |
| #680 | duct tape | 41 |
| #1641 | facsimile dictionary | 2 |
| #1495 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #1995 | heart necklace | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #441 | mummy wrapping | 23 |
| #261 | oily golden mushroom | 2 |
| #1392 | old sweatpants | 15 |
| #1613 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #756 | red class ring | 6 |
| #1809 | roll of toilet paper | 7 |
| #3660 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2767 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #471 | s'more | 1 |
| #3319 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1866 | spectre scepter | 11 |
| #2943 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #2922 | stuffed Meat | 2 |
| #8975 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7026 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8979 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #2681 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #6928 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #3108 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #2704 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #1210 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #535 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #109 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #1630 | useless powder | 5 |
| #589 | wreath of laurels | 1 |