| #279 | BURT | 99 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #226 | CSA fire-starting kit | 52 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1478 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #1133 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #691 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 7 |
| #1151 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #523 | bit of clingfilm | 8 |
| #2369 | brick | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #964 | bunny liver | 1 |
| #211 | can of V-11 | 2 |
| #977 | dense meat stack | 5 |
| #678 | duct tape | 41 |
| #1638 | facsimile dictionary | 2 |
| #1493 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #1995 | heart necklace | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #440 | mummy wrapping | 23 |
| #261 | oily golden mushroom | 2 |
| #1390 | old sweatpants | 15 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #749 | red class ring | 6 |
| #1808 | roll of toilet paper | 7 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #466 | s'more | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1859 | spectre scepter | 11 |
| #2929 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #8930 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #2909 | stuffed Meat | 2 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8939 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7015 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8970 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #2662 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #6914 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #3089 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #2687 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #8881 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #1213 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #536 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #107 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #1629 | useless powder | 5 |
| #588 | wreath of laurels | 1 |