| #3369 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #2742 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1467 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #509 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 2 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #999 | Instant Karma | 2 |
| #3359 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #155 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 1 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #716 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| š„ | Thinknerd T-Shirt | 1 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #614 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #284 | alien drugs | 1 |
| #223 | alien force field disruptor bean | 1 |
| #107 | alien protein powder | 1 |
| #203 | alien source code printout | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1454 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
| #6540 | badass belt | 2 |
| #1498 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #190 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 1 |
| #26 | buffed alien drugs | 1 |
| #704 | bunny liver | 3 |
| #252 | comfy pillow | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #1581 | duct tape | 7 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1946 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #2035 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #688 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #587 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #240 | giant marshmallow | 1 |
| #792 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #89 | government | 1 |
| #261 | government cheese | 1 |
| #183 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #861 | green clay bead | 3 |
| #53 | grilled cheese sandwich | 1 |
| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #4484 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #1680 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #855 | marshmallow | 2 |
| #2220 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #187 | pair of government shades | 1 |
| #885 | pink clay bead | 3 |
| #1613 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #531 | purple clay bead | 3 |
| #1022 | red class ring | 1 |
| #1556 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
| #34 | space bar | 1 |
| #223 | space beast fur | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur pants | 1 |
| #20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
| #23 | space heater | 1 |
| #39 | space invader | 1 |
| #232 | space junk | 1 |
| #26 | space needle | 1 |
| #3789 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #400 | turtle pheromones | 7 |
| #131 | turtling rod | 1 |
| #25 | twitching space egg | 1 |
| #1032 | white class ring | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |