| #577 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 2 |
| #104 | Goodfella contract | 529 |
| #86 | Great Ball of Frozen Fire | 1 |
| #83 | Libram of Divine Favors | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #1254 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 31 |
| #1493 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 3 |
| #1061 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 3 |
| #1804 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #855 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 10 |
| #1068 | Yummy Tummy bean | 147 |
| #634 | anniversary gift box | 6 |
| #727 | banana | 4 |
| #470 | banana peel | 4 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #1391 | bottle of goofballs | 17 |
| #2461 | box of sunshine | 44 |
| #938 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #33 | burnt flower | 1,016 |
| #477 | dense meat stack | 100 |
| #1415 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 3 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #24 | fire | 268 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #104 | fire poi | 50 |
| #508 | flaming feather | 11 |
| #247 | flaming mushroom | 11 |
| #244 | flaregun | 60 |
| #433 | frozen Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #1026 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #648 | kneecapping stick | 17 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #884 | mafia aria | 17 |
| #27 | miniscule temporal rip | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #332 | penguin skin | 244 |
| #272 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1523 | sandwich of the gods | 3 |
| #327 | scrumptious reagent | 300 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #108 | smoldering box | 1 |
| #164 | steamy ruby | 9 |
| #166 | strange shiny disc | 37 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #1710 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #494 | support cummerbund | 13 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #469 | yeti fur | 239 |
| #1453 | zombie pineal gland | 2 |