| #658 | Ancient Saucehelm | 4 |
| #378 | Angelhair Culottes | 3 |
| #377 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 3 |
| #125 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 4 |
| #746 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 16 |
| #453 | Bling of the New Wave | 3 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #326 | CSA fire-starting kit | 11 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #858 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 4 |
| #2265 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #809 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 3 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #1169 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #506 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 2 |
| #517 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 2 |
| #349 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 3 |
| #721 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #415 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 3 |
| #400 | Lederhosen of the Night | 3 |
| #979 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 26 |
| #349 | Newman's Own Trousers | 3 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #654 | Red Rover BB gun | 2 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #215 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 1 |
| #785 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 6 |
| #951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #115 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 7 |
| #18 | Time Cloak | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #37 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| #439 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 3 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #2752 | badass belt | 17 |
| #141 | batskin belt | 9 |
| #822 | bejeweled cufflinks | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #99 | bugbear detector | 1 |
| #741 | burst hellseal brain | 2 |
| 🥇 | chalk chunks | 6 |
| #167 | chrome sword hilt | 1 |
| #102 | crayon shavings | 4 |
| #176 | crumbling rat skull | 3 |
| #418 | cursed cannonball | 1 |
| #454 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 1 |
| #2463 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #1260 | empty agua de vida bottle | 2 |
| #654 | fancy opera glasses | 4 |
| #81 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #801 | friendly cheez blob | 3 |
| #441 | ghost of a necklace | 3 |
| #212 | giant penguin keychain | 1 |
| #128 | glass of warm water | 1 |
| #69 | jar full of wind | 12 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #308 | loadstone | 1 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #999 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #599 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #1082 | obsidian dagger | 15 |
| #546 | old sweatpants | 121 |
| #253 | ornate picture frame | 5 |
| #148 | paranormal ricotta | 4 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #327 | shimmering tendrils | 2 |
| #759 | shredded hellseal hide | 1 |
| #161 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 9 |
| #2327 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #1974 | spade necklace | 3 |
| 🥈 | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #22 | special clip: boneburners | 16 |
| #25 | special clip: graveburpers | 16 |
| #32 | special clip: splatterers | 10 |
| #25 | special clip: squelchers | 46 |
| #21 | special clip: tracers | 63 |
| #22 | special clip: wailers | 56 |
| #1242 | spectre scepter | 23 |
| #997 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
| #1284 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 30 |
| #4842 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 7 |
| #5251 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 6 |
| #1957 | stuffed Meat | 13 |
| #5246 | stuffed angry cow | 6 |
| #7004 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #4888 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #7680 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #642 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 10 |
| #5308 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 6 |
| #5330 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 6 |
| #7012 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #955 | stuffed martini | 7 |
| #6284 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #1532 | stuffed mink | 22 |
| #1752 | stuffed monocle | 17 |
| #4617 | stuffed scary death orb | 8 |
| #4288 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 9 |
| #6189 | stuffed snowy owl | 4 |
| #6322 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4242 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 9 |
| #2008 | stuffed teddy butler | 12 |
| #1795 | stuffed tin of caviar | 16 |
| #1918 | stuffed treasure chest | 9 |
| #4007 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 10 |
| #233 | stylish swimsuit | 2 |
| #803 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #779 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #70 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #1343 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #860 | unusual disco ball | 3 |
| #502 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 20 |
| 🥈 | walkie-talkie | 1 |
| #113 | white page | 1 |
| #109 | wriggling worm | 8 |