| #102 | 1,970 carat gold | 4 |
| #419 | Crimbo salad | 3 |
| #532 | FDKOL commendation | 160 |
| #521 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #34 | LOLmec statuette | 2 |
| #961 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #777 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #890 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #688 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 2 |
| #888 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #755 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 5 |
| #990 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 3 |
| #56 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 12 |
| #1204 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 3 |
| #99 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #1813 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #46 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 42 |
| #430 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 9 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #5 | Xiblaxian crystal | 100 |
| #1119 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #401 | antique bottle opener | 2 |
| #573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #77 | baconstone | 85 |
| #49 | black gold | 25 |
| #1298 | blood flower | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #122 | chaos popcorn | 1 |
| #1956 | diamond necklace | 3 |
| #950 | disassembled clover | 17 |
| #86 | dollar-sign bag | 75 |
| #288 | effluvious emerald | 4 |
| #10 | exclusive club | 3 |
| #924 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| #388 | fiery wing | 1 |
| #949 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
| #109 | glacial sapphire | 8 |
| #115 | hamethyst | 58 |
| #1411 | heart necklace | 5 |
| #78 | huge gold coin | 138 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #528 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 2 |
| #613 | magical pony: Pearjack | 1 |
| #646 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 1 |
| #490 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 2 |
| #363 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 4 |
| #297 | magical pony: Uniquity | 5 |
| #40 | massive gemstone | 155 |
| #73 | porquoise | 77 |
| #1592 | pretty flower | 4 |
| #90 | priceless diamond | 1 |
| #446 | red-and-green sweater | 4 |
| #3637 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3663 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2196 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 3 |
| #3648 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #7 | slice of pizza | 3,558 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #260 | steamy ruby | 4 |
| #1562 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 21 |
| #2855 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 16 |
| #2633 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 18 |
| #1599 | stuffed Meat | 21 |
| #3762 | stuffed angry cow | 11 |
| #2657 | stuffed astral badger | 18 |
| #4895 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #2714 | stuffed cocoabo | 17 |
| #1529 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 2 |
| #4962 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 7 |
| #2389 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 21 |
| #3076 | stuffed hand turkey | 15 |
| #1134 | stuffed key | 36 |
| #1967 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #3197 | stuffed mind flayer | 14 |
| #2194 | stuffed mink | 9 |
| #1439 | stuffed monocle | 26 |
| #4049 | stuffed scary death orb | 10 |
| #4936 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 7 |
| #4402 | stuffed snowy owl | 8 |
| #2097 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 24 |
| #2448 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 20 |
| #1563 | stuffed teddy butler | 22 |
| #1546 | stuffed tin of caviar | 22 |
| #1078 | stuffed treasure chest | 41 |
| #2224 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 23 |
| #242 | tawdry amethyst | 3 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #796 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #820 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #772 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #2850 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #39 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #173 | unearthly onyx | 6 |