| #101 | 1,970 carat gold | 4 |
| #419 | Crimbo salad | 3 |
| #533 | FDKOL commendation | 160 |
| #519 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #33 | LOLmec statuette | 2 |
| #957 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #687 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 2 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #753 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 5 |
| #983 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 3 |
| #1197 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 3 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #43 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 42 |
| #399 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 9 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #4 | Xiblaxian crystal | 100 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #398 | antique bottle opener | 2 |
| #571 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #77 | baconstone | 85 |
| #50 | black gold | 25 |
| #1295 | blood flower | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #122 | chaos popcorn | 1 |
| #1954 | diamond necklace | 3 |
| #947 | disassembled clover | 17 |
| #85 | dollar-sign bag | 75 |
| #288 | effluvious emerald | 4 |
| #10 | exclusive club | 3 |
| #923 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| #386 | fiery wing | 1 |
| #947 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
| #109 | glacial sapphire | 8 |
| #114 | hamethyst | 58 |
| #1408 | heart necklace | 5 |
| #77 | huge gold coin | 138 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #517 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 2 |
| #601 | magical pony: Pearjack | 1 |
| #634 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 1 |
| #480 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 2 |
| #354 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 4 |
| #293 | magical pony: Uniquity | 5 |
| #40 | massive gemstone | 155 |
| #72 | porquoise | 77 |
| #1588 | pretty flower | 4 |
| #92 | priceless diamond | 1 |
| #449 | red-and-green sweater | 4 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2194 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 3 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #6 | slice of pizza | 3,558 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #260 | steamy ruby | 4 |
| #1557 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 21 |
| #2841 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 16 |
| #2622 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 18 |
| #1594 | stuffed Meat | 21 |
| #3752 | stuffed angry cow | 11 |
| #2653 | stuffed astral badger | 18 |
| #4887 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #2703 | stuffed cocoabo | 17 |
| #1521 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 2 |
| #4954 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 7 |
| #2383 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 21 |
| #3068 | stuffed hand turkey | 15 |
| #1130 | stuffed key | 36 |
| #1958 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #3190 | stuffed mind flayer | 14 |
| #2192 | stuffed mink | 9 |
| #1433 | stuffed monocle | 26 |
| #4042 | stuffed scary death orb | 10 |
| #4925 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 7 |
| #4393 | stuffed snowy owl | 8 |
| #2090 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 24 |
| #2438 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 20 |
| #1560 | stuffed teddy butler | 22 |
| #1543 | stuffed tin of caviar | 22 |
| #1076 | stuffed treasure chest | 41 |
| #2217 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 23 |
| #242 | tawdry amethyst | 3 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #2845 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #38 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #35 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #172 | unearthly onyx | 6 |